Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension)

[oxoniensis]

Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the

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Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

Fry’s never been patient before. He’s waited around a lot, but that’s mostly because he’s been lazy, or bored, or maybe stuck to something

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[curtana]

Oh, hooray! This is just great, and funny, and sweet and sexy, and I'm so thrilled you wrote it (as it was one of my prompts)! Hooray!

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

*g* I'm glad you thought it was sexy, as it kept refusing to go that way. It was my first time writinf Futurama, and it's so different from my normal fandoms, which are much more amenable to porn! Fry/Leela is too sweet not to try though :)

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[curtana]

Well, it was a sweet sort of sexy - I agree that it's hard to get this fandom to go there, but I do like to see people try :)

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[taskir]

Hee! This is fantastic -- sweet and funny.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

:) Thank you

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[spiletta42]

I'm really not sure what to say about this. You got the voices dead-on, and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the glorious purple octopus, but my inner voice refuses to let me call this hot. Well done, though, and sweet.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

:D It's okay, I'm not sure I can call it hot either. I'm content with sweet, and more than content with the voices being right, as they all have such distinctive ones! Thank you.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[infinimato]

AHAHAHAHA You have their voices perfect. This is a riot.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

:) They were tricky voices to wrangle, so thank you!

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[arathesane]

aww, awesome, sweet and funny! well done.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

Yay! Thank you :)

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[phinnia]

Oh god, this is /awesome/. The voices/characterization are dead on, and it's funny and sweet and just perfect. <3 So much love for this.

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

Aw, thank you, that's lovely to hear, especially when it's my first time wrting them :)

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[pesha]

Oh this was so much fun! I'm so glad you wrote this prompt! Thanks for sharing!

Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient

[black_eyedgirl]

*g* It was fun to write too, thank you