Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension)

Jan 13, 2008 16:44


Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the ( Read more... )

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Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 00:44:40 UTC
Fry’s never been patient before. He’s waited around a lot, but that’s mostly because he’s been lazy, or bored, or maybe stuck to something.

But he’s been persistent (stubborn, irritating, legally-stalking-her, Leela says) and it turns out that’s kind of the same thing. Fry’s been in love with her since he met her, and other-Fry went to the past, and then came back and waited around for her to show up. Just rearranging the stars seems a little corny now.

This part isn’t corny. This is… chocolaty, or honey-covered, or something even better that tastes like Leela and sweetness and the stuff worth waiting for.

Somewhere up the bed, Leela squirms, and her hair comes undone and falls like some glorious purple octopus over the sheets. (Mental note: does Leela like poetry? Are octopuses romantic? Is octopuses a word?) Fry’s never been too good with this tongue thing (he’s had some bad reports), but maybe he could get better at that too. Practice makes perfect after all, and Leela’s totally worth learning new things for. He sucks and licks at her clit until she’s gone shivery underneath him. Fry pulls back. “Is that okay?”

Leela opens her eye, and looks down at him with the most beautiful expression he’s ever seen and says, “Fry. Get on with it. Idiot.”

She smiles then, a little, or at least her mouth turns up. Her hands are scrabbling at the sheets and he’s a little afraid she’s going to slap him, because that hurts, and he hasn’t done anything this time. Has he? Fry’s mind tracks over the past few hours: food, ‘All My Circuits’, beer with Bender, minor felony with Bender, avoiding work with Bender, sex with Leela. Nope, nothing unusual. Well, except for the sex with Leela, but he’s pretty sure she was the one who started that, so she really shouldn’t…

Now she’s growling, and not in the sexy way, definitely in the about-to-punch him way. Oh. Ohhhh.

“So I should…” he says.

“Fry.”

“Right. So, um, like before, or was there anything I was missing, because I’m not actually… and I want to get this right, you know, because…?”

“Fry, I swear to God, if you don’t stop talking and get back to what you were doing, I’m going to…”

“Okay!”

Leela sighs, and the excited-angry expressions fades away when she sits up on her elbows to look at him. “Fry. We’re going to do this again.”

He can’t help it - it’s reflex. “Right now?”

“Well, we haven’t done it once yet, so let’s try not to get carried away. Just…” They’re both crouching on the bed now, and Fry’s pretty sure he’s killed the mood, but she leans across the gap and kisses him. “You’re very sweet. An idiot, but sweet.” Leela palms his dick, which he seems to have forgotten in all the excitement. She says, “You’ve been waiting a while, huh?”

“Well… yeah.”

“Don’t over think.” Fry waits for the joke that doesn’t come. Leela smiles at him. “We’ve got time, Fry.”

“Okay.”

“So hurry up and fuck me.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Leela, it turns out, isn’t patient at all. He’s okay with that.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient curtana January 17 2008, 00:56:59 UTC
Oh, hooray! This is just great, and funny, and sweet and sexy, and I'm so thrilled you wrote it (as it was one of my prompts)! Hooray!

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 02:07:40 UTC
*g* I'm glad you thought it was sexy, as it kept refusing to go that way. It was my first time writinf Futurama, and it's so different from my normal fandoms, which are much more amenable to porn! Fry/Leela is too sweet not to try though :)

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient curtana January 17 2008, 02:14:05 UTC
Well, it was a sweet sort of sexy - I agree that it's hard to get this fandom to go there, but I do like to see people try :)

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient taskir January 17 2008, 01:17:41 UTC
Hee! This is fantastic -- sweet and funny.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 02:10:46 UTC
:) Thank you

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient spiletta42 January 17 2008, 01:18:59 UTC
I'm really not sure what to say about this. You got the voices dead-on, and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the glorious purple octopus, but my inner voice refuses to let me call this hot. Well done, though, and sweet.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 02:12:05 UTC
:D It's okay, I'm not sure I can call it hot either. I'm content with sweet, and more than content with the voices being right, as they all have such distinctive ones! Thank you.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient infinimato January 17 2008, 02:28:03 UTC
AHAHAHAHA You have their voices perfect. This is a riot.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 02:42:43 UTC
:) They were tricky voices to wrangle, so thank you!

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient arathesane January 17 2008, 02:46:21 UTC
aww, awesome, sweet and funny! well done.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 03:10:30 UTC
Yay! Thank you :)

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient phinnia January 17 2008, 03:42:59 UTC
Oh god, this is /awesome/. The voices/characterization are dead on, and it's funny and sweet and just perfect. <3 So much love for this.

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 18:01:44 UTC
Aw, thank you, that's lovely to hear, especially when it's my first time wrting them :)

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient pesha January 17 2008, 08:16:38 UTC
Oh this was so much fun! I'm so glad you wrote this prompt! Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Not so much a virtue, Futurama, Fry/Leela, patient black_eyedgirl January 17 2008, 18:04:29 UTC
*g* It was fun to write too, thank you

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