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oxoniensis

Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension)

Jan 13, 2008 16:44

Porn Battle V (the fifth dimension) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the ( Read more... )

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yes is the promised land, Ocean's 11 series, Danny/Rusty, partners oxoniensis January 13 2008, 17:00:26 UTC

Example comment, demoing the subject line.

Here would be porn if I'd written any!

We Can Work It Out, Heroes, Claire/Hiro, breath cidercupcakes January 13 2008, 18:23:36 UTC

Not quite as porny as I'd like, but hopefully that will get better with some practice. *grin*

They were out for a walk when she finally broached the subject. That was sort of an insurance policy, to keep it from getting too crazy-personal or something. They'd been dating for a few weeks, and okay, so she was supposed to be a Good Girl but hello, she'd died, and she didn't know how things worked in Japan but he'd adjusted okay to how they did things here so far, and God, she just hoped this didn't make her a slut. "Um, Hiro," she said, and they'd have to have this conversation eventually, so it may as well be now, right? "You've -- you know. You know. You've -- before, right ( ... )

Re: We Can Work It Out, Heroes, Claire/Hiro, breath greenet January 13 2008, 19:21:25 UTC

Aw, that was adorable! Not, I grant you, porny, but definitely adorable. :)

Re: We Can Work It Out, Heroes, Claire/Hiro, breath cadence_k January 13 2008, 20:32:39 UTC

So cute! I love Hiro's reaction to... well, everything. And laughter during sex is always great.

Re: We Can Work It Out, Heroes, Claire/Hiro, breath last_archangel January 14 2008, 00:46:25 UTC

Yay! You wrote the first bit of porn I've seen with my OTP.

*whipsers persuasively* You want to join hiro_claire and post your story there...

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Man On A Mission, Angel, Wesley/Faith/Fred, moon sparklebutch January 13 2008, 18:30:09 UTC

Faith is so different from Fred, Wesley thinks, looking at the slayer jumping over a fence in the moonlight. Faith's a predator. Fred can be tough, but she's never bloodthirsty. Faith is. Wesley knows ( ... )

Re: Man On A Mission, Disclaimer: sparklebutch January 13 2008, 18:35:24 UTC

I truly hope someone else will pick up this prompt and actually write the porn.

Re: Man On A Mission, Angel, Wesley/Faith/Fred, moon spiletta42 January 13 2008, 18:57:59 UTC

*applauds*

That was fantastic. I love the forbidden thoughts, and how this stays in character. Steamy and plausible, with great imagery.

Re: Man On A Mission, Angel, Wesley/Faith/Fred, moon sparklebutch January 13 2008, 19:19:12 UTC

Ooh, thank you muchly for the warm words. I shall cuddle with them at night. I'm glad it worked for you, I was a bit worried about the, you know, complete lack of actual porning. I did my best with Wesley's issues! :)

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Lino Dreams, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Giles/Xander, linoleum sparklebutch January 13 2008, 18:30:49 UTC

Xander looks at the linoleum and fantasises. Thinks about Giles. On this linoleum ( ... )

Re: Lino Dreams, Disclaimer: sparklebutch January 13 2008, 18:35:00 UTC

Disclaimer: Xander is very much over the legal age here.

Re: Lino Dreams, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Giles/Xander, linoleum noelia_g January 13 2008, 19:17:14 UTC

Oooooh. Extremely hot and lovely and very Xander.

Re: Lino Dreams, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Giles/Xander, linoleum sparklebutch January 13 2008, 19:24:47 UTC

Thank you very much! I think it might be the first time I properly write Xander as a main character. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)

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Sweet Dreams, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jaime/Brienne, ride redcandle17 January 13 2008, 18:32:02 UTC

They were fighting, moving around and around with swords clashing. It was almost a dance; only Brienne felt more graceful than she'd ever felt dancing even with Lord Renly. At last her foe was on his back, but not defeated, no. Brienne sat astride him to keep him down, only he bucked up and suddenly the exhilaration of a good fight changed to something else entirely ( ... )

Re: Sweet Dreams, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jaime/Brienne, ride curtana January 13 2008, 21:25:28 UTC

Oh, lovely! Poor Brienne, waking up before the best part... although, on horseback might not be the best place for that *g*

Re: Sweet Dreams, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jaime/Brienne, ride redcandle17 January 13 2008, 23:10:10 UTC

Thanks. The Harrenhal bathtub scene is *the moment* for the ship but I've always been suspicious of Brienne blushing after the Jaime/Brienne fight in ASoS. I think the later part of that fight is hotter than the Harrenhal bathtub scene.

Re: Sweet Dreams, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jaime/Brienne, ride catheights January 13 2008, 22:28:43 UTC

Excellent! Poor Brienne, she can't even find satisfaction in her sleep.

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