Gorilla cheerleaders

[oulan]

The only thing worse than DBSG's music is DBSG's choreography. Whoever did this dropped the ball down a seventeen floor laundry chute and into a previously prepared laundry basket of dog shit. Runny dog shit. And somewhere nearby, a gorilla cheerleader is hamming it up for the camera. And by gorilla cheerleader, I mean Yunho. Because Changmin is

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[hoyah]

:( i am sadfacing furiously at you. furiously.

[oulan]

You would. :(

[hoyah]

:( well it comes with the stanning territory.

in all seriousness, though, there *were* two fairly typical wtf yunho don't incorporate your dance training into this type of choreo moments. but i was watching carefully and he's still outdancing most everyone there - his movements are so much sharper.

this makes me feel a little sad for changmin because when you get them on the same screen doing the same thing, it's really obvious. 8D still, changmin's long limbs make up for everything.

[oulan]

I understand. I still punch things when people badmouth Woohyuk.

I guess I'm not totally fair because I would forgive Changmin for murder. And openly cringe every time Yunho opens his mouth. I will say that he shows potential as a dancer, they just have to give him something decent to work with. I haven't seen this yet, though.

[fireatwill]

I like the really Domme-ey bitch, keep get yo' head down, but other than that and Changmin's fluffy shoulders this video was a complete waste of my time and the rest of the album is even worse.

It is SICK just how graceful Joon is in the water. He's a gorgeous dancer, but underwater he's AMAZING. Didn't look uncomfortable At All. Doong does lost-and-sad pretty well. I think someone keeps a puppy just offstage to kick for their videos. there's someone I can't recognize at some point underwater that I just want to scream POINT YOUR TOES, YOU RUINED IT!
I don't know who does MBLAQ's choreography, but they need a medal or something. There's floorwork!! and there's always such good use of space. The choreography makes me like the song more, though there isn't nearly enough Seungho.

[oulan]

It's like, yeah I don't like DBSG, and because of that I might go into every video thinking that I probably won't like it, but that didn't stop me from liking a few despite that. This MV/song, I don't need it.

MBLAQ has yet to disappoint me in regards to choreography. They have their drawbacks like every other group, sure, but their choreo is always good. It's always appropriate and balanced and they use all of the members' strengths, it just makes me wonder why they don't do this for every other group, because there are certainly groups with more dancer potential that always seem to fall flat, especially when compared to MBLAQ. And yes, there is never enough Seungho.

[oulan]

That's the general opinion when it comes to GD/TOP, I've found. I always think, this is either the best thing I've ever seen in my life, or the worst. I've decided it's probably both, but I am seriously TOP biased so I guess my opinion doesn't really hold much weight here.