The only thing worse than DBSG's music is DBSG's choreography. Whoever did this dropped the ball down a seventeen floor laundry chute and into a previously prepared laundry basket of dog shit. Runny dog shit. And somewhere nearby, a gorilla cheerleader is hamming it up for the camera. And by gorilla cheerleader, I mean Yunho. Because Changmin is perfect. I'm already forgiving him for this.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT NEW MUSIC VIDEOS THAT MATTER.
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Obvious over-makeup aside, perfect choreography, perfect concept, song is alright but I don't even care because MBLAQ makes all my choreo dreams come true, and of course, perfect GO. And they're wet. And there are no gorilla cheerleaders. I approve.
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And the fucking planet crashed.