So, my pally sakuratsukikage posted about hetalia sex headcanon today, and I wrote so much that I figured I should just write out my head canon, for my own benefit. YOU CAN TOTALLY IGNORE THIS IF YOU WANT, IT'S JUST MY OPINION. Although, my opinions are very impressionable and subject to others, so they may be your opinions too XDD
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Oh, oh, yes. This is so true to me.
He doesn't have many friends, but the few that he has are very true. His best friend in the whole world is Portugal. They have a very close friendship and have for decades, and understand each other on a very intimate level. They have had sex a few times, particularly during and after America's Revolution. England was incredibly vulnerable at that point, and Portugal was there for him when he needed to be. They have grown out of that phase now, and have a more mature friendship.
PORTUGAL. ♥ SPREAD THE LOVE.
I just love this whole paragraph. And . . . yes. (I'm actually writing fic that would reflect the above, a bit. Actually.)
Portugal ( ... )
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HOLLAAAAAA. (Im very interested in that, because I don't know alot about Portugal as a canon character yet. Has he appeared in Himaruya's comic yet??) My love for Portugal and England is entirely your fault. Be proud.
This, I really like it. A lot. It just makes so much sense as a dynamic with them? I guess. Yes.
I'm glad you think so <3 I think some of the truest moments with them, the moments that most accurately show their dynamic, is during and after sex. England manages to be a little controlling and devious while being all mushy at the little romantic things America does and says for him. Only he can manage those things in such an even balance.
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I think some of the truest moments with them, the moments that most accurately show their dynamic, is during and after sex. England manages to be a little controlling and devious while being all mushy at the little romantic things America does and says for him. Only he can manage those things in such an even balance.
I can really see this, because that's a moment when they've both been earth-shatteringly (for them) vulnerable and open with each other, and there's no point to putting their defensive mechanisms back up because of it, so they'd be very open and honest with each other for those few short moments.
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Well Amen to those people... twistedsheets10 never fails to blow my mind with her genius. Seriously. Haha, we're speading the looooove!! I'm gonna go off and research IRL England&Portugal history canon, i'm really curious now XDD
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This is awesome, and I love your head-canon. It should be canon :D
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And thank you, veryvery much!! That means a whole lot. I will read every bit of yours, and I can't wait! ^^
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It's true! And just. Aww.
England often cries when he's angry, and this infuriates him because the person he's arguing with won't take him seriously when he starts to cry. (He hasn't really tried to stop though, because Portugal told him once that he was pretty when he cries and he was incredibly flattered by that.)
I agree in that there's a certain kind of crying and a certain kind of laughing both that make England start to tear up (and America sees this kind a disproportionate amount). He has other kinds of angry, though--mostly the cold rage and the self-possessed, smug, "I'm much better than you, twat" and the FLAILING RAGE kind (which is the kind that be pushed over into tears most easily), and other kinds of laugh (mostly a smug snicker and a loud, arrogant laugh and a quiet chuckle).
He is very good ( ... )
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I definitely agree with all of this. But I also thing that the FLAILING ANGER, which is the kind he most often tends towards, can go two ways. He either is REALLYREALLYFUCKINMAD for like a minute or two, or he keeps at it, and that's when the waterworks start. But, yes. To all of it. (WE'RE SUCH BRAIN TWINS. It's hard to believe sometimes.)
Oh, man. That's so heart-wrenching. *sniffs* Wow, that . . . man. *nods*Aww, good, I'm glad!! I don't think that England gives much more than two shits about what France feels, but I think seeing someone having a ( ... )
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Yeah, I can really see this. When he doesn't shift over into the COLD RAGE I WON'T FORGIVE at some point (which usually follows tears, it seems).
Aww, good, I'm glad!! I don't think that England gives much more than two shits about what France feels, but I think seeing someone having a connection with their colony like that really affected him, because he knew he'd cry too if baby America was taken away from him in that way. He just wants Canada to know that he didn't do it out of spite for the most part.Oh, yeah, definitely. That's exactly it. (And, aha, England. Why are your flashes of mean so cute?) It's not that it's France, it's the situation, and how much sympathy he could feel for ( ... )
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Ahaha, yeah!! He knew it would be better for all of them in the long run at the time (and still might), but the emotion of the moment was a little much for him.
(Will this be fic? XD)
WILL THIS?
I think you can count on both of those being in fic form at some point... if not for you personally, then for my own insane amusement. I'll stick them in somewhere XD
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*nods* This is pretty much how I see a relationship playing out between them. (Off topic--Japanese and Greek food are my two favorite kinds of food, so obviously it was meant to be. *nods* XD) And I really think all the stuff you have here about them makes perfect sense.
Greece also tries to be romantic, but he's not very good at it. He is currently consumed by a determination to learn the Japanese language, but can get a little annoying about it sometimes. Japan thinks the effort is really sweet though, and can't stay annoyed for very long at all.
That is just so cute. ♥ Wow.
Hee hee Canada and America. *nods* I agree with what you've said here.
I can really see how you have Germany and Italy's relationship progressing here. And this:
Germany is a well-known virgin and is completely and utterly useless in sex and intimacy, which is why Italy, ( ... )
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I think it's a crime that i've never had real Greek food. I need to go out and get some now, because I do adore Japanese food and I need the marriage of the foods in my mind just because you said that <3
WIN. BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
THIS CANON NEEDS MORE LOVE. ITALY IS ONE DOMINANT MOFO, THAT MUCH IS FOR SURE.
THIS. IT MAY HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS ENTIRE SECTION. IT GETS ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THAT AWESOME. LAMBORGHINI. YES. WIN. OH GOD. THIS WILL INSPIRE FIC, I TELL YOU.
YOU GET AN ALL CAPS REPLY FOR BEING AWESOME. IF YOU MADE FIC ON THIS, I MIGHT NEED YOUR BABIES.
To the rest of your replies: thank you, I'm glad you think so, and I agreeeeeee~~
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THIS CANON NEEDS MORE LOVE. ITALY IS ONE DOMINANT MOFO, THAT MUCH IS FOR SURE.
YES, YES IT IS. IT DOES. I'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT.
YOU GET AN ALL CAPS REPLY FOR BEING AWESOME. IF YOU MADE FIC ON THIS, I MIGHT NEED YOUR BABIES.
OH, REALLY? BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO EXIST. I SWEAR THIS TO YOU NOW.
Heee, thanks! :D I'm so glad you agreeeee. I'm so pleased by all this! Hahaha.
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I love feta too, but that's about all I know XD (And yes, yes I am... but someday... *stares longingly into the sunset*)
I'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT.
PLEASE DO~
OH, REALLY? BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO EXIST. I SWEAR THIS TO YOU NOW.
GIRL, YOU ROCK MY WORLD SO HARD.
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And this for them. (Though in my head, whenever Finland's really startled he lashes out with amazing badassery because he's a secret badass, so it was pretty dangerous to be Sweden for a while. But because he's Sweden, it mostly just bounced off.)
Sweden honestly does believe that Finland is his wife. He was touched by the fact that Finland left Denmark's house with him (he was a little nervous to be on his own, and having Finland there was reassuring), and all of the times that Finland was scared by the sight of him didn't really register with Sweden.
This . . . it's so sweet and clueless and awkward. And yes.
Sweden thinks that Finland is the cutest thing ever. He's very ( ... )
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I agree with this tooo!! And about how you said Finland is a great shot. Just... yesssssss.
I love this. So much. I cannot express the amounts of flailing the paragraph induced in me.
I'm so glad!!! <333 Really, I am. I'm so happy you liked that, it's one of my canon babies. (That and the Lamborghini XDD)
(So. America has Tony and England has Portugal?)
Yes, in essence XD Except, at the end of the day, America and Portugal can sit down and have a laugh together, and Tony will sit down and blow England's head off with a high-tech laser gun. So, maybe they both win, in a way...? XD (WHO NEEDS THE CIA OR THE SECRET SERVICE? WE'VE GOT TONY.)
I'll have to think about questions and come back later!PLEASE PLEASE DO. I reeeeally need to stretch my roleplay muscle. I know you'll think of some ( ... )
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(Hee hee that Lamborghini I LOVE IT. THAT CAR. OBVIOUSLY GERMANY AND ITALY BOND OVER THEIR SHINY SHINY EXPENSIVE CARS, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE.) But yes. Also this. Oh, man, it's so sweet and adorable and cute it just kills me. OH MAN.
Hahahaha, that's so true.
(WHO NEEDS THE CIA OR THE SECRET SERVICE? WE'VE GOT TONY.)
*dies of the hilarity* Oh, man. It's so, so true.
YOU'RE INFINITELY WELCOME. You know that any time you wanna talk about this stuff with me, all you have to do is ask <3
You've unleashed a monster, I swear. I'm going to be asking a lot!
*GIGANTIC HUG RETURN* It was awesome!
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I just read it mentioned in some fanfic, and my brain took it a ran like hell. I started getting waaaay too excited about the thought of them both getting a little nerdy over shiny paint jobs and the like... (HAHAHA, sex for them: HJ (hand job), BJ (blow job), or PJ (paint job)? *SHOOTS SELF IN THE FACE*)
You've unleashed a monster, I swear. I'm going to be asking a lot!
THAT MONSTER IS MY BEST FRIEND. It's like.... Sully. And i'm... Boo. Or, something. I don't know what I'm saying. XD
ANYWAY. I CAN'T WAIT. SERIOUSLY. 8DDD
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