called it.

( she won't let me do anything! i can't smoke pot, i can't keep samurai swords in my room! what can i do?! )

my grandmother gave me a lecture on how i should look for boys who look like "gentlemen" and that when boys stay over too late at night they are compelled to do things that make them more than "friends ( Read more... )

i am obsessed with ne-yo's new song because of you, and it is amazing ( Read more... )

can i just say that my least favorite thing already about summer is how my mom WAKES ME UP EVERY MORNING LIKE IT'S HER JOB? not gently. more like a "CYNTHIA, IT'S TIME TO GET UP!" roar. multiple times. even if i'm already up. seriously??

seriously.

honestly.

really.

have had better days.

it is barely noon, and i have already a) gotten a free pair of designer jeans and b) successfully parallel-parked on my own in less than 3 hours. therefore, i think it's safe to conclude that my day is complete and i've been enormously productive. thanks.

HAHAHAHAH DAVE MCCLURE WAS AT ZETA SEMIFORMAL

and i told im that he was ht ehottest guy ont eh basketball team
and gave him a hug

ok cynthia plz go die thnks

here's to hoping tomorrow is a better day.

unlikely, but hope never dies.

I'M NERVOUS!