SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

"Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) is a hot-headed, underdog street racer who runs afoul of the police. To avoid jail time, Sean is sent to live with his gruff, estranged father, a career military-man stationed in Tokyo. He finds action when a fellow American, Twinkie (Shad 'Bow Wow' Gregory Moss), introduces him to the underground world of drift racing. ( Read more... )

So my sister was talking to my mom who was talking to me today, and guess what? My brother-in-law, who's a K-9 officer for the sheriff’s department, was with a camera crew the other night filming a show. Can you guess what show it is? That's right, it's COPS. You know, bad boys bad boys, whatchu gonna do? That COPS. The show that has been running ( Read more... )

Several weeks ago, I publicly stated on this forum that "Tank" had given birth, supposedly to a half human/half machine child. However, new information has proven otherwise. On the day in question, I overheard "Tank" say, "I have a two-year-old that does __________." I took this sentence, repeated twice by said individual, and came to the ( Read more... )

VERY GAY.

Seriously, it's only 15 minutes into the show and they've made about 10,000 gay jokes. Th-uper.

Damn fags.

Today I was a part of one of the most random events in history ( Read more... )

I learned something today at school. It's about someone we know as "Tank." "Tank" was discussing something in class and she said something, something so shocking, I didn't believe it until she said it again. If you have a paper bag or a small trash can to throw up into, now would be the time to get it ( Read more... )

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Today I had my official first bad day at work. I was busy as hell all night. I only had about 20 minutes where I wasn't running around doing something. I also tried to cut my finger off cutting some bread. Took a serrated knife and sliced right down the tip, my DNA now spread all around the back of the store. Who knew fingers bled so much. So I was ( Read more... )

I've had a busy couple of weeks. Last week I started my new job at Crispers. And next week I have three tests. School rocks! I mean no ( Read more... )