An AWESOME new movie is coming out this June!
"Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) is a hot-headed, underdog street racer who runs afoul of the police. To avoid jail time, Sean is sent to live with his gruff, estranged father, a career military-man stationed in Tokyo. He finds action when a fellow American, Twinkie (Shad 'Bow Wow' Gregory Moss), introduces him to the underground world of drift racing. On his first time out drifting, Sean unknowingly takes on D.K., the "Drift King," a local champ with ties to the Japanese crime machine Yakuza. But when Sean falls for D.K.'s girlfriend, Neela, an explosive series of events is set into motion."
Sounds like such a great movie! I love watching little ricers race! Especially in Tokyo! This is awesome! I can't stop ending my sentences in explanation points!
So I bet you're wondering what movie this is. Well, if the first two weren't horrible enough, the third one will be the worst movie of all time. That's right, it's the sequel to The Fast And The Furious! It's called "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift," and it will suck. Even Paul Walker won't be in it. You know a movie really sucks when an actor like Paul Walker says, "I'm way too big a movie star to star in a Fast And The Furious movie."
I also love the fact that there are a bunch of characters and plots that are in NO WAY clichéd. Some guy, a "hot-headed" racer (which is a nice way of saying he's an asshole with no taste in cars), is going to live with his asshole father in Tokyo. He meets a black guy that looks like Lil' Bow Wow (I mean Bow Wow, apparently he's not lil' anymore, no'me sayin'?), and they start racing in a country where all the ricer cars are built. Then they take on this Jap named D.K. (Donkey Kong) and, oh my god, he's a Yakuza! That's because if you're a Japanese person that's a criminal, you'll always be a Yakuza, just like if you're water, you'll be wet. And then the asshole racer falls in love with his archenemy's girlfriend; I bet a six-year-old could write a better plot twist.
So yeah, this movie sounds great. I hope we're all gonna get together and see this when it's in the theaters. Because it will be awesome man! Dude! No way!
Sounds like such a great movie! I love watching little ricers race! Especially in Tokyo! This is awesome! I can't stop ending my sentences in explanation points!
So I bet you're wondering what movie this is. Well, if the first two weren't horrible enough, the third one will be the worst movie of all time. That's right, it's the sequel to The Fast And The Furious! It's called "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift," and it will suck. Even Paul Walker won't be in it. You know a movie really sucks when an actor like Paul Walker says, "I'm way too big a movie star to star in a Fast And The Furious movie."
I also love the fact that there are a bunch of characters and plots that are in NO WAY clichéd. Some guy, a "hot-headed" racer (which is a nice way of saying he's an asshole with no taste in cars), is going to live with his asshole father in Tokyo. He meets a black guy that looks like Lil' Bow Wow (I mean Bow Wow, apparently he's not lil' anymore, no'me sayin'?), and they start racing in a country where all the ricer cars are built. Then they take on this Jap named D.K. (Donkey Kong) and, oh my god, he's a Yakuza! That's because if you're a Japanese person that's a criminal, you'll always be a Yakuza, just like if you're water, you'll be wet. And then the asshole racer falls in love with his archenemy's girlfriend; I bet a six-year-old could write a better plot twist.
So yeah, this movie sounds great. I hope we're all gonna get together and see this when it's in the theaters. Because it will be awesome man! Dude! No way!