HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Today I was a part of one of the most random events in history.
-First, name a random place-
If I could pick any random, obscure, violent, dangerous place, it would have to be the Cocoa IHOP. It's right off of 520 in the worst part of Cocoa. Some guy asked us for crack cocaine there once.
-Second, name a random person-
How about wrestling legend "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan? He was the guy that one the first Royal Rumble, and he's recently been on TV just so he could call Lita a ho.
-Finally, name a random holiday-
February 28 is obviously the famous National Pancake Day. You know, it's the holiday that has all the banks close, people get off of work, and we eat turkey and BBQ and set off fireworks. Or it's just the day IHOP gives away free pancakes.
So let's get these three random things, put them together, and that's what I did today! I went to the Cocoa IHOP, just so "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan could make me pancakes!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
-First, name a random place-
If I could pick any random, obscure, violent, dangerous place, it would have to be the Cocoa IHOP. It's right off of 520 in the worst part of Cocoa. Some guy asked us for crack cocaine there once.
-Second, name a random person-
How about wrestling legend "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan? He was the guy that one the first Royal Rumble, and he's recently been on TV just so he could call Lita a ho.
-Finally, name a random holiday-
February 28 is obviously the famous National Pancake Day. You know, it's the holiday that has all the banks close, people get off of work, and we eat turkey and BBQ and set off fireworks. Or it's just the day IHOP gives away free pancakes.
So let's get these three random things, put them together, and that's what I did today! I went to the Cocoa IHOP, just so "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan could make me pancakes!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
USA! USA! USA! USA!