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[opposed]

Oh, Sasuke.

I found such a cute little fanfiction of you and Naruto. Its about you raping him while he's trapped within a swing.

Its really hot. I came twice.Anyway, things have been quiet in the Akatsuki cave. Tobi and I made amends and played a fun round of strip poker. And I am shocked to find out that Tobi doesn't wear underwear

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[sexy_and_skorty]

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[opposed]

Yes?

[sexy_and_skorty]

WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE HIM ALONE.

[opposed]

What? You don't think its a sexy fic?

[absolutor]

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[opposed]

Like it? ♥

[absolutor]

There are a few questions I have for you, Itachi.

One. Why are you reading a fic of Naruto and I. And two, why are you reading a yaoi fic, and masturbating to it?

[opposed]

Because I think its funny, and a straight person can masturbate to gay sex. Its called being bisexual, silly.

[demonicraccoon]

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[opposed]

You liked it too, Kazekage?

[demonicraccoon]

I wouldn't look at anything suggested by you.

[opposed]

With both his pulse rate and pace picked up, Naruto’s cries of passion soared into a crescendo animato catching his name at the end every so often bits and pieces of it lingering at the tip of his golden imp calling for more. And being rewarded he could feel the tight muscles contracting like a vice around him, swallowing him into the trenches of his guarded otherworldly ass.

Not even a little? You two used to fuck, after all.

[illguideyouhome]

You're disgusting.

[opposed]

I know I am, kyuubi-chan. ♥

I like your new icon there. You look all emo and rapeable~

[illguideyouhome]

Really now. Who knew you'd find one of the tailed beasts rapeable.

Then again you'd probably fuck a hole in the ground.

[opposed]

Naruto, do not project your sexual desires onto me.

[grinning_palms]

Thanks, Itachi-san. That was way more about Tobi than I ever wanted to know, hn. -_-;;

[opposed]

At least you have the choice to not deal with him Deidara. However, I am quite shocked. I thought he was a tree stump under there, not a human being. Who knew~

[grinning_palms]

Again, more than I ever wanted to know. There's a little something called overshare, Itachi-san.

Besides, taunting me with whatever he has down there does nothing. No one could ever replace Sasori.

[opposed]

So its true? You and pepper-chan are gay together?