Oh, Sasuke.
I found such a cute little fanfiction of you and Naruto.
Its about you raping him while he's trapped within a swing. Its really hot. I came twice. ♥
Anyway, things have been quiet in the Akatsuki cave. Tobi and I made amends and played a fun round of strip poker. And I am shocked to find out that Tobi doesn't wear underwear.
So utterly disgusting. How is that even hygienic?