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1. Sasuke has a birthmark the shape of a star on his inner thigh due to a training accident.
2. Sasuke gets near orgasmic when you lick his curse seal. Sneak up behind him and bite on it. Results vary but they are so entertaining.
3. Sasuke loved wearing dresses as a child because his mother always wanted a daughter. So she made him wear dresses and pretended they were playing. Evil bitch.
4. Sasuke's middle name is "Midori."
5. Sasuke's partner preference is blondes. And if you are a blonde then you are in trouble.
6. Sasuke is uncut because our mother is an evil bitch.
7. Sasuke stopped sucking his thumb at age eight.
8. Sasuke wet his bed when there were thunderstorms. Bowel movements all over himself were occasional.
9. Sasuke twitches his left eye when he is lying about something.
10. For three months, Sasuke wore a bra because he was embarassed that his chest jiggled when he walked.