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[opposed]

Oh, Sasuke.

I found such a cute little fanfiction of you and Naruto. Its about you raping him while he's trapped within a swing.

Its really hot. I came twice.Anyway, things have been quiet in the Akatsuki cave. Tobi and I made amends and played a fun round of strip poker. And I am shocked to find out that Tobi doesn't wear underwear

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[grinning_palms]

Thanks, Itachi-san. That was way more about Tobi than I ever wanted to know, hn. -_-;;

[opposed]

At least you have the choice to not deal with him Deidara. However, I am quite shocked. I thought he was a tree stump under there, not a human being. Who knew~

[grinning_palms]

Again, more than I ever wanted to know. There's a little something called overshare, Itachi-san.

Besides, taunting me with whatever he has down there does nothing. No one could ever replace Sasori.

[opposed]

So its true? You and pepper-chan are gay together?

[grinning_palms]

...

We were just close friends. That's all.

[opposed]

Oh how wonderful. Who's invited to the wedding, Deidara-san?

[grinning_palms]

We were just friends, hn! DX... He was my partner, we bonded. That's it. Nothing more.

It's just that Tobi thinks he can come in and be one of us. He'll never be anything like Sasori. He's not creative enough...

[opposed]

Not to mention he refuses to bathe regularly. Oh so embarrassing~

[grinning_palms]

And when he does bathe he likes to steal my shampoo. I work hard to jack that nice Thermasilk! Wretched fool, hn.

Hmm...I'm feeling like going for a swim. Being a shark for a few days has really rubbed off on me. At least my craving for human flesh is susbsiding, hn. Care to join?