"Hi, you've reached Diana Hansen. If this is official business, why are you calling me? I'm already on my way. If this is Claire, I didn't do it. Same to you, Mom. Everyone else, leave a message."

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The closet door rattled. Then, something thudded into it from the inside. After another rattle, the door finally swung open and the smell of onions filled the room ( Read more... )

It was so late Monday night, that it was actually Tuesday morning. With a dramatic flare, the closet door on Diana's side of the room swung open ( Read more... )

Diana had been moving clothes from piles on the floor to piles in th closet and clothes hamper. During one trip to grab another pile from under the bed, a bottle of maple syrup flew out of the closet and at the back of her head ( Read more... )

After coming back from watching brainless action in the common room, Diana had been mostly planning to go to sleep. But then she remembered that she promised the Apothecry that she'd stop by the other day (or possibly the other month - she lost track) and then one thing led to another and she ended up stepping out of the closet two hours later ( Read more... )

For a heartbeat, everything in room 509 was still. The next second though, the closet door swung open and a red carpet rolled out from the closet door all the way across the room. Diana sprinted out the door, wearing a life vest and carrying Samuel under her arm. In her other hand, she was armed with a squirt bottle. Samuel was soaked through ( Read more... )

Diana and Samuel had to sneak back into the dorms when Diana had realized that she needed a few more things from her room. They were almost out the door when suddenly, every single clock (including the ones that were turned off and the ones in the laptops) began to chime twelves times. On the twelfth ring, her closet door swung open and a red ( Read more... )

Diana had been sleeping the sleep of a teenager at six in the morning when her cell phone started ringing angrily. She pulled her pillow over her head and ignored it pointedly. The dart hit the nightstand an inch from her phone. It buzzed once and then began to ring angrily again. On the sixth ring, Diana's hand came out from under the covers ( Read more... )

At exactly midnight, one (1) taxi stopped at the causeway. The door opened, and emerged one (1) girl - slightly covered in soot - with one (1) cat - also slightly covered in soot - in her arms. The girl also pulled out two (2) duffel bags out of the back seat of the car. Those were also lightly covered in soot. The taxi sped off before the door ( Read more... )

This time around, Diana had actually managed to answer her cell phone before it rang 25 times. It helped that the phone sounded extremely displeased with life and Diana and wanted to be picked up immediately. It also helped that Samuel had been lying on the phone and jumped up about five feet when it rang ( Read more... )