Room 509, late evening
The closet door rattled. Then, something thudded into it from the inside. After another rattle, the door finally swung open and the smell of onions filled the room.
Samuel didn't quite bolt into the room, but it was a very near thing. With a yowl, he jammed himself as far from the closet as he could and still remain inside the room and on Diana's side. His whiskers twitched rapidly, and he was ready to attack whatever came out of the closet next.
Diana came out far, far more calmly than her cat. She carried a large, strawberry-rhubarb pie decorated with apple slices in her arms. On her head, she was balancing a basket of carrots, asparagus, celery, and several other long vegetables.
"You're exaggerating." Diana informed him, and dumped the edibles on her bed.
"You weren't the one the monkey fell in love with." Samuel retorted.
Diana smothered the laughter that bubbled up at the memory. "It was a very adorable monkey." She reminded him when she had control of her face again.
Samuel simply glared.
"Oh come on. You didn't get hit in the head by a carburetor." She reminded him.
Samuel continued glaring.
Diana shook her head and picked up the cat to give him a scratch behind the ears. "Poor kitty." She said, with very little sympathy.
"I got kissed by a monkey."
[ooc: It's all your fault. You know who you are. Open for interaction, sorry for randomly vanishing for two weeks. Starting school tomorrow, so sanity more gone than usual.]
Samuel didn't quite bolt into the room, but it was a very near thing. With a yowl, he jammed himself as far from the closet as he could and still remain inside the room and on Diana's side. His whiskers twitched rapidly, and he was ready to attack whatever came out of the closet next.
Diana came out far, far more calmly than her cat. She carried a large, strawberry-rhubarb pie decorated with apple slices in her arms. On her head, she was balancing a basket of carrots, asparagus, celery, and several other long vegetables.
"You're exaggerating." Diana informed him, and dumped the edibles on her bed.
"You weren't the one the monkey fell in love with." Samuel retorted.
Diana smothered the laughter that bubbled up at the memory. "It was a very adorable monkey." She reminded him when she had control of her face again.
Samuel simply glared.
"Oh come on. You didn't get hit in the head by a carburetor." She reminded him.
Samuel continued glaring.
Diana shook her head and picked up the cat to give him a scratch behind the ears. "Poor kitty." She said, with very little sympathy.
"I got kissed by a monkey."
[ooc: It's all your fault. You know who you are. Open for interaction, sorry for randomly vanishing for two weeks. Starting school tomorrow, so sanity more gone than usual.]