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english-speaking pizza, i love to speak english, sir!
Sup cuz. I just got beer and Netflix so I'll try and keep it brief. I am moved in and unpacked, thanks in no small part to Ikea and Bryn. Dude wields the fuck out of an allen wrench. Like an allen wrench samurai. However, he knocked my rad Southern Gothic chandelier all to pieces which I hope the landlady doesn't notice when I move out ( Read more... ) -
they threw you out into the street and kicked you in the brain
Damn, I feel like I got kicked in the jaw by a mule. It's like if the Wilhelm scream was a feeling. There's a party in my mouth and everyone is moshing. Also, unfairly-timed canker sores. This is truly 9/11 for my face. I look like I am saving acorns for later ( Read more... ) -
IT ROLLS FOR THEE
Hello people! Goodness! How are you, I am fine. It's been a busy couple of weeks; my stuff is all cubed into brown boxes and I could just as well have never lived here at all, except for all the Blu-Tack funk on the walls and the potting soil I neglected to vacuum out of the corner for like two years, and the curtains. Shit, I need to take down the ( Read more... ) -
i can see your undies
HELLO FROM SOUTH BAY. I am home for like five or four more days. Xmas was okay, not as good as Thanksgiving in which I made my whole family wear hats and followed them around a lot with a video camera. Roy got fat again and three people gave me weed for a present, excellent. FIFTEEN DAYS TIL SAN FRANCISCO again. This is what is happening in San ( Read more... ) -
UP-DATE?
Yeah I got chased out of a ghost town the other day by a crazy old lady with a shitload of dogs. I'm going back later to see what's in the basement of the old sugar factory there and if it's really as haunted as it sounded by all the clanging and howls. More to follow when I get the pics scanned. I'm doing all right; busy. In a month I'm gonna see ( Read more... ) -
no believe me I've seen okay and this is not it
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY FUCKING YELLING AT ME
Oh but also this.
That's the last you'll hear of Zombie Walk (until the next one!) from me I swear I SWEAR
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY ZOMBIES