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STORY TIME
Dear livejournal, were you ever the kind of kid who had to call your mom to come pick you up early from a sleepover? Here is a story about how I was and also about how I was a prick to my friends even at the tender age of fifth grade ( Read more... ) -
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God, I want to take a semester of every language on the planet. Just one semester. Just enough to ask a person where the library is, you know? Afterwards I will go to every country and do exactly that, and I will make a coffee table book, Libraries of the World. Or, I dunno, maybe try to milk it with Libraries of Eastern Europe and Libraries of the ( Read more... ) -
who that man in the black sedan
STOP FINDING BODIES BY MY HOUSE AHHHH SASDFGJ
When I first moved here they found like three people in a row at Golden Gate Park; now people keep getting hit by the N-Judah, plus there's a dead guy on the beach by the Esplanade. :(s. Like, once or twice a week lately I've found myself watching the news/googling for the source of the commotion/ ( Read more... ) -
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Orgasms followed by earthquakes. Yes. -
i didn't get the day off though and that is Unpatriotic.
Friends, today is a special day! Today is the day I guess when Christopher Columbus found America without even trying! And plus he showed everyone how the world is a circle and there isn't sea monsters on the other side or nothin', you just keep going til you're back where you started! Neat! Then he made friends with all the indians and gave them ( Read more... ) -
this showed up in my head tonight for the first time in like fifteen years
X marks the spot,
a circle and a dot.
Three straight lines and a question mark!
Spiders crawling up your back - bite you! Bite you!
Blood gushing down, blood gushing down.
Crack an egg on your head and let the yolk run down.
Oh, let the yolk run down.
Tight squeeze,
cool breeze.
Now you've got the chiiiiiiiiiills.Does anyone else remember this? I ( Read more... )
