they threw you out into the street and kicked you in the brain
Damn, I feel like I got kicked in the jaw by a mule. It's like if the Wilhelm scream was a feeling. There's a party in my mouth and everyone is moshing. Also, unfairly-timed canker sores. This is truly 9/11 for my face. I look like I am saving acorns for later.
HOWEVER, rather than having to sleep on my mom's sofa with my brother and his girlfriend traipsing through my sickbed for cigarette breaks every fifteen minutes until two AM, they are staying at hers and I am sweetly propped in his room with a nirvana of pillows, an XBOX ,and a bottle of Stoli Orange; maybe there is a Jesus!
They let me keep my gnarly teeth, that is awesome.
HOWEVER, rather than having to sleep on my mom's sofa with my brother and his girlfriend traipsing through my sickbed for cigarette breaks every fifteen minutes until two AM, they are staying at hers and I am sweetly propped in his room with a nirvana of pillows, an XBOX ,and a bottle of Stoli Orange; maybe there is a Jesus!
They let me keep my gnarly teeth, that is awesome.