Open Fire! Bad Cover Letter Contest Open Now

[onyxhawke]

That's right, do your dangdest, come up with a the most creatively bad cover letter you can, post it to this Livejournal's comments sections (No LJ needed, you can login with other services.) and that's it.

Several of last years had me laughing four an hour.

Comments

[masgramondou]

@onyxhawke Got ths book ull luv.
Title: txtr.
Abt artist hu iz alwayz using his mobile to txt ppl. C? Its a pun. Cud B TEXTURE or TEXTER.

NEway gr8 tale w lotsa passion as Tim (the txtr) tries 2 make $$$ frm his art. Also get grl. LMAO funny 2 when he txts wrong grl
Start 1995 w TXTs end 2010 w tweets n fb status msg. Story told by txts/tweets 2/f tim & co. 13926 TXTs 5247 tweets 1972 FB statuses also 2010 AOL IM msgs

U like it, tweet @txtrtim
thx

[ellen_denham]

Dear Ms. Bongo

[thunderpigeon]

Dear Mister Kobango

[thunderpigeon]

dear Mr. Kabingo,

Have you read my MSS yet? I know I should be a patient but i cant wate!!!!!

Sincerely,

Holden Salanger
(gnome de plum)

Best Cover Letter Ever

[ext_556395]

To Whoever Reads These Things

[luke_jaywalker]

Dear Mr. Agent