Open Fire! Bad Cover Letter Contest Open Now

[onyxhawke]

That's right, do your dangdest, come up with a the most creatively bad cover letter you can, post it to this Livejournal's comments sections (No LJ needed, you can login with other services.) and that's it.

Several of last years had me laughing four an hour.

Comments

[xander_opal]

Hi Mr. Agent
I had this asinmint to rite a storie an it was pretty god. i hop U leik it to and it sels for lot$ of $$4. i no your busy but plz reed my storie

tnx

[masgramondou]

Not in competition but for the readers this may amuse: http://www.di2.nu/200609/09.htm

[slweippert]

Dear Agent Sir,

I've work on my book ever since 7th grade. I am now 51. It's a good story, gooder than Harry Ppotter, about a girl who finds a fairy family living in her back yard. Fluff becomes her best friend and they do stuff together.

At 230,817 words I think this is a perfect book for grade school kids all around teh world. Therefore, I want exclusive foreign rights when you get me my 6 figure advance.

Don't miss out, reply soon before I write to somebody else who I"m sure will snape it up!

Sincerely,
U.R. Nitemare

[celestialgldfsh]

Hey dude!

I don't think I need an agent but if you don't want it I know someone else does. I went to the bookstore the other day for the first time in years and everything SUCKED man. Vampires and girly stuff. No vampires in my book! My idea is totally unique and it's all about zombies, angels, and zombie angels and the end of the world. There's even sex!

Right now it's 100 pages long and before I write it all I want to know it sold. My mom said it would make an awesome movie (but she didn't read the sex part), and it made my girlfriend cry.

So if you want to cry too email me FAST so you can have dibs and we'll make millions. I'll call you later so I know you got this.

Later man!

Cooldoggie1991

My sub and I think I would probably black list anyone sending in anything like this. Enjoy.

[darkspires]

Dear Agent/Agents