Elmo Arrested in NYC, Scheduled for Psychological Evaluation

[moonbladem]

Elmo arrested: If your kids are reading this, there’s a very strong possibility they’re in tears right now. Since childhood trauma isn’t the sort of thing we want to encourage here at WPN, let me clarify a few things. First, the real Elmo is alive and well on Sesame Street, his police record clear of any nefarious wrongdoings. Second, the Elmo in-

Comments

[deleriumd]

My heart went into my throat for a moment. If the person is ill, I do hope that they will get the treatment needed.

[poetic_pixie_13]

Sry2say but Grover > Elmo.

[starsinshapes]

True fax

[etherealtsuki]

Shit > Elmo, really.

Disappointed that a Black puppeteer has to voice the most annoying Muppet on the face of this Earth.

[moonshaz]

[casketscratcher]

According to Luis, a Peruvian immigrant who also works the streets for photo opportunities dressed as the beloved character, the lunatic in question is always spouting nonsense while on the job.

How about fucking no.

Also nice, sensitive use of the "batshit" tag there.

[tnganon]

mte, thanks for that op!!!

[little_rachael]

I LOL'd.