Elmo Arrested in NYC, Scheduled for Psychological Evaluation

[moonbladem]

Elmo arrested: If your kids are reading this, there’s a very strong possibility they’re in tears right now. Since childhood trauma isn’t the sort of thing we want to encourage here at WPN, let me clarify a few things. First, the real Elmo is alive and well on Sesame Street, his police record clear of any nefarious wrongdoings. Second, the Elmo in-

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[aviv_b]

If this didn't involve spouting stuff to children, I would be LOL.

I kind of feel sorry for the impersonator. Because you know that the real Elmo is Jewish, of course.

You didn't? Yeah his real name is Eliezer Moshe Finklestein.

What do you mean you don't believe me?

[cellared]

Eliezer's a heck of a mensch!

[ealasaid76]

I hope Kevin Clash (Elmo's REAL puppeteer and voice) came out and shamed this moron.

[tiddlywinks103]

Adults ruin EVERYTHING.

I came in for the lulz tbh

[leprofessional]

Am I the only one who was massively disappointed? DAT VOICE. If you're going to do racist Elmo... make an effort for god's sake. Ugh.

[roh_wyn]

Ugh. If you're going to subvert something, why Elmo? My kid adores Elmo. This sucks bad, for Elmo, for Sesame Street, and the whole world. :(