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excusemesenator March 24 2011, 00:49:29 UTC
Why doesn't he? I dunno, maybe he's sick of doing it and has more important things to worry about than a bunch of morons and/or racists who will never be satisfied no matter what is produced.

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antiotter March 24 2011, 06:58:43 UTC
Seriously.

Me: "Here's my birth certificate."

Some birther: "No, I need an original, with all this completely unnecessary shit that the Department of Defense or the State Department doesn't even require."

"Why?"

"Because I have a gut feeling that you faked your birth."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, so I'm going to need you to go back to your home county, dig up..."

"Fuck you, dude. Seriously."

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shadownlite March 25 2011, 04:11:15 UTC
This is what goes through my head when I think about the birthers whining about needed to see the actual birth certificate.

We all know that they would not be satisfied when tehy saw it anyway and would call it "fake".

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antiotter March 25 2011, 04:20:58 UTC
Yeah, I have the same "incomplete" birth certificate that Barack Obama has, so I get extra annoyed.

Mine doesn't have a doctor, hospital, footprints, or whatever the hell the Birthers want. Just a time, date, place, my parents' names, and a county clerk's stamp.

I've been able to get a driver's license, a U.S. passport, enlist in the military, and obtain a security clearance. Nobody has ever asked me for a "long form" birth certificate.

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lroche_nf March 24 2011, 00:49:31 UTC
My mother watched this today and apparently takes anything Donald Trump says as gospel. She was going on in the car about how Obama won't show his birth certificate blah blah blah. Although to be fair this is probably the first time she's actually heard about the birther thing (we're Canadian and she only really watches local news)

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jasoncourtney March 24 2011, 01:10:40 UTC
well it's old news and he shouldn't HAVE to show his birth certificate. hawaii is part of america. end of story.

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gr_julian March 24 2011, 01:53:48 UTC
And either way he has so Jeezy Creezy won't these twits just shut uuuuuuup.

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romp March 24 2011, 03:30:26 UTC
I'm so sorry.

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stellar_kar March 24 2011, 00:52:25 UTC
UGH even IF magically somehow Obama was not born in Hawaii, his mother was so to me this issue should stop being brought up.

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dreammeanyway March 24 2011, 04:40:29 UTC
I do believe Obama was born in Hawaii. But the Constitution requires the President to be a natural born citizen, I.e. his parents conferring American citizenship on him does not meet that status.

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stellar_kar March 24 2011, 04:45:56 UTC
ah ok it was my understanding that if one of your parents were American you could be considered American no matter where you were born and basically just have dual citizenship.

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dreammeanyway March 24 2011, 04:54:04 UTC
for all other requirements other than being president, yes, citizenship by blood (parents) is adequate. for that, you need citizenship by soil (being born in the US). we're weird like that.

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danyjoncew March 24 2011, 00:52:36 UTC
Birthers? Still?

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fofomazuzu March 24 2011, 00:53:12 UTC
I swear, Boehner and him are starting to look like the same person.

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