Big post... big news... big boobs (in my icon)

[schmiss]

Behold... the President of Virginia.

Comments

[anandrine]

If McCain is announcing the VP on his birthday, does this mean the VP is McCain's present to himself?

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[thiefandhero]

Cindy McCain will bring out McCain's birthday cake in a nude colored leotard and McCain's VP pick will jump out of his birthday cake thrilling everyone there to see the spectacle.

[anandrine]

OMG will Cindy's leotard have sparkles like Brit-Brit's "Toxic" one?

[thiefandhero]

Duh. And she will be escorted by two albino siberian tigers, while Cirque du Soleil performs amazing never before seen circus tricks. Cindy McCain's half-sister will also be featured performing oral sex on guests for money her sister never gave her.

[intotheaether]

Wait, if Americans are hearing too much about Obama, then why do 12% of people still believe he's a Muslim?

Bloomberg/Paul is, I'll admit, sort of badass. I wouldn't vote for it, but still, badass.

[schmiss]

Bloomberg/Paul is just... hilarious. Talk about two guys who couldn't have less in common with their approach to government. A tiny part of me wishes I could vote it for the lulz.

[randomneses]

Joan!!!!!!!!!

[schmiss]

I want to be her. ;__;

[deadly_pudding]

JOAN DOES HAVE THE BIGGEST BOOBIES!!
Sorry to be off-post but I'm in a Mad Men craze.

[nikolovikis]

I would have written it :

(Bloomberg) AND RON PAUL Set To Be On Presidential Ballot In Virginia