Cindy McCain will bring out McCain's birthday cake in a nude colored leotard and McCain's VP pick will jump out of his birthday cake thrilling everyone there to see the spectacle.
Duh. And she will be escorted by two albino siberian tigers, while Cirque du Soleil performs amazing never before seen circus tricks. Cindy McCain's half-sister will also be featured performing oral sex on guests for money her sister never gave her.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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lol wait is it just me or does Tom RIdge look like a frond?
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And omg he does.
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