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markslj August 31 2009, 21:50:04 UTC
Barack Obama is a Kenyan Muslim vampire.

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popehippo August 31 2009, 21:55:32 UTC
If I could buy that book, my debit card would light on fire on account of how quickly I swiped it at the register.

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shirozora August 31 2009, 22:00:12 UTC
*brb laughing my ass off irl*

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popehippo August 31 2009, 22:02:14 UTC
Let's face it, witty one-liners are all I got for this comm. 8(

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dallowayward August 31 2009, 21:55:50 UTC
Aw, Sal and Ken are never going to happen, but it's nice to dream...

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sizequeen August 31 2009, 22:13:57 UTC
My dream is that Sal goes into one of those super-sekrit gay bars of the 60's and seen KEN at the end of the bar. Ken is such a freaking mystery! You can do anything with him.

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dallowayward August 31 2009, 22:18:09 UTC
But he's Ken.... ~KEN COSGROVE~.

I'd say it's unlikely, mostly due to the fact that he looked totally freaked out when the Sweedish (?) guy told them all he was gay last season.

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sizequeen August 31 2009, 22:23:37 UTC
Sal looked freaked out, too... It is unlikely to happen on the show, but I think there's enough wiggle room for slash.

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cookiesauce August 31 2009, 23:13:21 UTC
In before fanfic.

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oceansandsky August 31 2009, 23:58:03 UTC
Well, he might not be too pleased to hear it, but he really is the only conservative writer I like. I miss his columns. He's writing a book, I think? I wanted to like George Will but his climate change column was too much.

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baked_goldfish September 1 2009, 00:02:22 UTC
I like Kathleen Parker sometimes. Also, one of my friends ran into George Will at a Barnes & Noble a few years back, and said he was trying to haggle the price of some discount book he was trying to buy. That was in the mid- or late-nineties, and ever since, I haven't been able to take him seriously because all I see is a guy in a bowtie with a weirdly round haircut haggling with some bored minimum wage earning kid.

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oceansandsky September 1 2009, 01:08:58 UTC
That's hilarious. When I worked in a grocery store people would try to pull the same thing.

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baked_goldfish September 1 2009, 01:12:17 UTC
I had people come in with coupons for completely different stores, trying to use them. Why do people do that? It goes beyond cheap, possibly even beyond entitled.

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baked_goldfish August 31 2009, 23:59:00 UTC
The crease in his pantleg? That's almost as good as Abraham Lincoln's perfect man-thighs.

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