[Cullionly Barbermonger]'s Doctor Has An Amazing Explanation For That Bizarre Medical Report

[moonshaz]

He says he only spent five minutes writing the note.

[Greensickness Carrion]’s personal physician told NBC News that he wrote a now-infamous medical report about the candidate in just five minutes.

Dr. Harold Bornstein, a gastroenterologist who has been [Inhuman Wretch]’s doctor for more than three decades, released a brief note last December

Comments

[lied_ohne_worte]

Weren't there presidents who chopped trees for fun, or wrestled, and something to do with bears? I don't really see Trump felling any trees.

That said, the notion of people's medical records being released is bizarre from my point of view, as are so many things about US elections.

[4o5pastmidnight]

1. How did you do this without linking a picture of the doctor? HE IS SO SKEEZY LOOKING.

[screamingintune]

lmao someone on twitter said he looks like the doc who would give you the marijuana prescription before you get a chance to tell him your fake excuse for wanting it

[moonshaz]

1. Thanks for the piccie of Dr. Skeevy McSkeevypants! I didn't post one because I figured people would be able to see what he looked like in the video.

2. OMG, that cake!

[moonshaz]

Yep, I'm kind of surprised you just noticed, because I've been doing posts like this (substituting Shakespearean insults for Drumpf's name) for a while now. bnmc2005 came up with the idea of substituting other phrases for his name in this post. I decided to try using Shakespearean insults, starting with this post and have kept on doing this with Drumpf-related posts since then, because 1) it's fun, and 2) I've gotten a lot of positive feedback on the posts.

One of these days I'll probably get bored with it, and I'll stop when that happens, or after the election, whichever comes first lol.

[ladycyndra]

It makes it MUCH easier to take the article and its HILARIOUS at the same time. =)

[jslayeruk]

Carter's battling a tumour, HW is in a wheelchair, Bubba has a history of heart problems... Essentially, Trump is saying he's doing better than W. That's it.

Also, it's bull. Teddy Roosevelt's corpse is in better shape than all of us.

[moonshaz]

You're right, it's bull! Just for the record, though, Carter is cancer free now (or was as of December 2015--if he's had a recurrence since then, I'm not aware of it).

And I seriously doubt Trump is healthier than W. They're the same age and W looks pretty darned chipper in every recent photo I've seen, lol. Trump, otoh, looks.... not all that healthy to me!

[zukpager305]

Don't forget W nearly choked on a pretzel!

[jslayeruk]

OMG, I'd forgotten about that! I even did a drama piece about it back in school! Ah, memories.

[wuvvumsoc]

I always get peeved when a candidate's health or age is called into question (like with McCain and Sanders). Honestly that's why we have vice presidents. But also the president is probably going to get the best healthcare money can buy.

[liliaeth]

Well... with McCain the problem was pretty much his choice of vice president.

[wuvvumsoc]

That is very, very true. But I still didn't think McCain was that feeble, I guess. I mean he was old and had been through a lot but I assume presidential candidates and presidents are more likely to get better healthcare.