the december matches march on

[jazzypom]

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OP what are you doing to me?!

[jesscp]

Hummels there's too much head on that pint

I know I'm not the only one on this comm thinking bad thoughts about head and Hummels?! Am I right?! I swear down if he was my barman I wouldn't even care about his badly pulled pint. So ironic to say this but the thirst really is real with him.

The boys did a big signing event too and Marco and Kevin were sat together and looked so cute. If I get time I'll grab the pics from Tumblr, for the first time ever Marco was dressed properly ie not in a tshirt which is long enough to be a dress.

Moreno's attempt at English on Instagram is so cute, bless his little heart.

There are rumours that Ozil and Mandy might be back together - I like her but I hope she has more respect for herself.

I missed all matches last night so I have no idea how the games went apart from knowing the scores.

RE: OP what are you doing to me?!

[jazzypom]

Tottenham got unlucky, I think, they should have scored in the first 20 minutes, but that's where Chelsea showed their class and experience . The Tottenham team is young, and they are adjusting to Ponchettino, so I hope Levy (the Spurs chairman) holds off his trigger finger

RE: OP what are you doing to me?!

[jesscp]

Aguero seems to be holding Man City together at the moment, a bit like Sanchez at Arsenal. It's not good for a team to become reliant on one person to score though.. It is interesting to see certain teams waking up at this crucial time though, I want a team to be able to challenge Chelsea for the top spot. I'm bored of teams just fighting for top 4 instead of the top spot - we have enough of this shit in the BuLi year in year out I'm so dramatic and bitter

I shouldn't even laugh at Moreno as I can't even speak Spanish, never had it at school! It's sweet that he is really trying to integrate, I wonder how he finds the Scouse accent!!

I love Hummels, he's just an Adonis and he has a cute younger brother too. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and yeah, all round I just like him so much I hope he's recovered soon because fuck it we need leadership ASAP.

Re: OP what are you doing to me?!

[jazzypom]

December is always that month in the PL though. That's why even Jose Mourinho always gets antsy around this time of year when people go, "So, Chelsea is going to win the title, then?" because he knows that come December, January, some times will fall by the wayside and other teams will get it together. Yeah, I really think Man City needs Toure to start stirring to form, and curses for Silva being out with injury, because he is magic on his day. Man City will fight for top spot, but again, City is that sort of team though, they stir in the latter parts of matches and competitions, Idek. They take a long time to wake up, but once their eyes are wide awake, watch out

[lied_ohne_worte]

Nice that drawing beer is another thing I can do better than some of those Dortmund players (apart from spelling better than Kevin Großkreutz, whose Instagram is good entertainment in that respect).

You chose a very flattering photo of Per and Sanchez! The end result:

[very big indeed photo]

XD

[jazzypom]

Per is lovely, I do like him. Alexis Sanchez saved Arsenal from blushes last night. Honestly.

RE: XD

[ms_geekette]

I just watched the game a few hours ago, and Forster really saved Southampton's bacon as far as the score goes. (BT Sports even named him MOTM, even though they lost. XD) If Southampton's attack hadn't been snoozing (they reminded me of BvB a bit, tbh), they might've done some damage.

They need to get their act together for Man U, 'cause I want them to beat them! XD Or at least tie. But then, de Gea. :-/

RE: XD

[lied_ohne_worte]

Per is great. I like the way he can both be serious and extremely hilarious and drunk. Read an interview the other week about his experiences in the world cup, including how something happened to his neck when they piled up after the final whistle (Mats Hummels' elbow, apparently). So, while the rest was still out on the pitch, he went into the locker room and got physiotherapy, until the Chancellor came, he realised his neck wasn't going to get any better, and he switched to "conservative" treatment by alcohol. Quite cute too, he said that he wasn't thinking about the cup all that much any more, what with Arsenal and his babies, but the reporter described how he was smiling more with every celebration photo they looked at.

If it was one of those motivational sports movies, Poldi would have scored the winning goal right after coming in... and if it was something postmodern, they would have caught two in the last minute instead.

[mrscrapbag]

honestly, dortmund players (especially mats <3) should serve me alcohol every match days because watching them play nowadays is such a draining experience when sober.

aww, bb juan. i would like to see him from another team than man utd. so that i could fully root for him, but not at sevilla. can't RM offer something, since he used to play in their youth team? :( #wishfulthinking

go on, City! y'all better qualify in the CL!!!

[the4thjuliek]

Lol, how often do Real Madrid academy grads ever return to the club? The last person I recall, returning to them, is Arbeloa.

[mrscrapbag]

well there's also dani carvajal. he went to leverkusen.

[the4thjuliek]

He went away for one season and came back. Arbeloa was away for four years, two at Deportivo and two at Liverpool.

OP, you really are overreaching with these sentences :D

[the4thjuliek]

Like jesscp, I too had bad thoughts when I read that sentence about Hummels and head. I'm dreading tomorrow's match. I don't even wanna watch it

[itsacoco]

I scrolled down to comment as soon as I saw Yoshida's picture. Thank you, OP!! He caught my eye during the Southampton match. *heart eyes emoji*

Speaking of Kun, I laughed when he said he would try to convince Leo to join him at City.... Kun... oh Kun... I know you're like a married couple but lbr here. lol. But he IS excellent. I mean, I'm not a City fan but I enjoy seeing my Argies do well there. I remember Kun's first match back after the World Cup. His first touch on the ball and he went on to score a goal. Crack.

Juan Mata to Sevilla would be nice. But I doubt it since United's kinda doing well again. :/

United and Arsenal's dresses are so fug, tbh. I like Chelsea and Liverpool's.

I think Kun was taking the piss, tbh

[jazzypom]

Messi would never leave! Word on the street was that Messi was trying for the board at Barcelona to buy Aguero out of contract, because he wanted Agureo to leave Atletico Madrid and come to Barcelona - the board went for Neymar (and the orgy for his dad!) instead.

I dunno what LvG is doing with Mata, tbh. With the amount of injuries over there in Manchester United I can't see him letting Mata or Herrara go? In addition, it's said that he appreciates the fact that they speak Spanish and English so they are helping the other players to integrate in the dressing room (LvG rightfully insists that the players have to speak English because it's an English club).

Yeah, Yoshida--- Goddamn 3

RE: I think Kun was taking the piss, tbh

[chrysa]

because he wanted Agureo to leave Atletico Madrid and come to Barcelona - the board went for Neymar (and the orgy for his dad!) instead.

I don't know anything about this, but I want to say it's at least it seems like there's no bad blood between Messi and Neymar for this because they always look like they get along really well.

Re: RE: I think Kun was taking the piss, tbh

[jazzypom]

I think that's been down to Neymar, tbh. His dad seems like a dodgy dealer, but Neymar seems to be relatively sincere.

Around the time when the clouds of Europe were circling around Neymar (I remember this because Chelsea was deemed to be in the hunt at this time,and the PL was sharpening their pens because Neymar was the next best thing, but Barcelona stumped up the money and orgy in the end (I think that's one of the reasons why they are banned from transfers for a year, iirc).

But Neymar always said from the jump that Messi was his idol, that he was there to serve Messi's game, etc. They seem to grokk each other, Messi and Neymar.

I do remember when Aguero came to city, because I think his buy out clause with Atletico was something like 50 million euros, but he renegotiated it to 30 million euros instead, to be more attractive to suitors. Barcelona passed on him, and he came to Man City instead.