( I have heard of a murmur most foul... )

Let's play a game, shall we?

The Telegraph has a random transfer rumor generator called the Babb.

This is what I got when I put Arsenal in:

"PAULINHO AGREES BLOCKBUSTER DEAL WITH ARSENAL FOR A FEE RUMOURED TO BE £55.4M"

And when I typed Dortmund:

"GERARD PIQUE POISED FOR SHOCK MOVE TO BORUSSIA DORTMUND FOR A FEE RUMOURED TO BE £45.2M"So give ( Read more... )

( Idek why I am doing this, b/c all the news broke yesterday )

( Oh happy day, calloo callay! )

( every time I think of you my heart goes boom boom )

( no body's gonna love you more than I do )

( if I knew you were coming I'd have baked you a cake, how de do how de do? If I knew you were coming, I'd have hired a band, the best in the land )

( Oh Cecilia, you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily, Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you please to come home )

( Separating the wheat from the chaff, the process begins anew )

( one, two, ready, go! )