THE VERY SEKRIT DIARIES OF SHABBY ALONE-SO.

Oct 21, 2010 23:36


Are you there God? It’s me, Xabi.


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rumour!!!, holy fucking shit, eat shit jessica, bean flickers united, transfers, halp, it's a fucking disgrace!, vuvuzelaaaaaaaaaaaaaah not the bees!!, broken english, footballers gone wild, breathing is overrated, inexplicable attractions, oh no they didn't!, legit and awesome, "u r a rubbish footballer"..."u r ugly", what kind of fuckery..., ugh, goodbye cruel world, oh god please yes, rude, bitchface, oic, shaking and crying, hire fuckin fact checkers or sthng, introductions, you, historical post, lol, i can't think of a fucking tag, steven gerrard, very serious, gossip, leftovers, would not hit with stick, i'm going to have strange dreams tonight, voldemort, tragedy strikes, advanced strains of stds, butthurt ahoy!, i love you all, nsfw, fashion!, bernd schuster, lol europeans, epic, shut up sven, oh, politics infiltrating football, move bitch get off the pitch, i actually need the toilet, was a fucking footballer, prayer circle, goly fucking shit, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, huh huh huh, xabeard, i would hit that so hard, wank...wank everywhere, fml, unbridled joy, rageholic, is this real life?, perez has done it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ballers trippin' balls, yes please, xabi alonso, pornography, if the footie career doesn't work out..., cliffarse: to cliff oneself, oh god please no, gqmf, queefarse, goodbye and good riddance, fistorical post, sexo, mmmmmmmmm, ruh roh, i know who you signed last summer

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sashaj22 October 21 2010, 22:38:55 UTC
Oh Xabi. I know we keep you in a dark room. But it's all part of our master's, Florentino Perez, plan.

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hereboredatwork October 21 2010, 22:41:13 UTC
Xabi in chains.

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lunar_art October 21 2010, 23:00:04 UTC
tied up in the basement. Not a bad idea really

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xabiholic4life October 22 2010, 06:16:04 UTC
fic.quick.

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ema_load October 21 2010, 22:41:53 UTC
i feel for him, i really do

i'm letting him go, he should go back to his one true love

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prettypuyol October 21 2010, 22:42:55 UTC
I can barely see any tags for this post. Can you please add more so they're more visible? thx

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missy2916 October 21 2010, 22:43:34 UTC
You've made the 12 year old tumblr girls dreams come true Xabi. Classy move classy man.

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sashaj22 October 21 2010, 22:43:52 UTC
Look how we force him to work all day, every day


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francinefrenski October 21 2010, 22:46:42 UTC
aww kaka has become xabi's personal trainer

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thestateiamin October 21 2010, 22:47:39 UTC
that's why perez brought all those midfielders

to act as personal trainers

totally worth it

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francinefrenski October 21 2010, 22:54:09 UTC
perez ain't paying all that money for nothing

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