BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.
IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.
I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.
BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.
IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.
I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.
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BUT DUB SCOTT NEEDS A PIGDOG AT HIS SIDE
AS SHOULD EVERYONE
AND THEY SHOULD BE THANKFUL WE'VE WORKED OUT ALL THE DETAILS FOR THEM ON THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF PIGDOG.
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OK BINCHES. REALLY. SLEEEEEP!
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROPER REACTION
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THIS IS AN UNPRECENDENTED EVENT
AND I LOVE HOW THIS POST IS JUST US TALKING ABOUT A PIGDOG THAT WE PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE OF SCOTT ON A MOTORCYCLE.
I THINK THE PROPER SENTIMENT TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS WAS WELL-PUT WITH "BELIEVE"
BECAUSE WE NOW HAVE BIGPIGDOG AND PIGDOGSPAWN WITH SCOTT. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO BUT BELIEVE?
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BESIDES, I HAVE TO REST UP FOR MY JOB TOMORROW. I'M SURE IT'LL PROVE TO BE AS HARD AS IT WAS TODAY.
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IDK WHAT TIME IT IS THERE BUT 2AM HERE IS A GOOD BEDTIME FOR ME.
LOL I'M SURE IT WILL BE JUST AS CHALLENGING
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I HOPE I DO SOMETHING AS EPIC TOMORROW AS I DID TODAY
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