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xbeyondinsanex in ontd_ai

OMG IT'S ....NOT WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS

Jun 24, 2009 00:04

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i used to live on gay street, like 85% douche, i'm up for anything, all aboard the crazy train, is this real life?, shit just got real, did i miss something?

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party_bench June 24 2009, 05:31:59 UTC

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IDOLS.

BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.

IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.

I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 07:53:47 UTC

LOL EXCEPT IT WAS FUNNY, SO W/E IDC

I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE YOU DO TOO.

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:56:41 UTC

YOU CAN HAVE THE AWESOME DAY TODAY.

And for the first time in a long time, my caps lock is off. zzzzzzzzzzzz.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 06:36:41 UTC

PIGDOG AWARENESS FAIL!

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party_bench June 24 2009, 06:39:05 UTC

THAT IS A GIANT PIG TO BE LUGGING AROUND.

BUT THAT.

THAT.

THAT.

IS THE DOG. OR AT LEAST A BIGGER VERSION OF THE DOG. WITH A TAIL. BUT THAT. IS. THE. DOG.

AND I WANT THOSE SHOES.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 06:49:04 UTC

ESPECIALLY SINCE THAT IMAGE IS TITLED BROOKLYN PIG WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT WAS TAKEN IN EFFING BROOKLYN!

party_bench June 24 2009, 06:53:14 UTC

IT'S WHAT ALL THE FASHIONABLE PEOPLE IN NY DO. INSTEAD OF TEACUP DOGS THEY HAVE GIANT PIGS THAT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR DOGS.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 06:54:30 UTC

I AM SO GETTING ONE AND TAKING IT TO THE AI TOUR WITH ME. ADAM WILL BE LIKE FIERCE PIG, BB YOU ARE THE LUCKY WOMAN!

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:00:24 UTC

HA! DO IT! I MIGHT SEND HIM A PICTURE OF PIGDOG TO SIGN BUT I DON'T THINK HE'D UNDERSTAND.

AND I DO THINK THAT WOULD BE HIS REACTION, BTW

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:02:33 UTC

I KNOW! JUST THINK, ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN ME AND THE GLAMBULGE IS GETTING A PET PIG, RAISING IT TO GINORMOUS SIZE, LEASH TRAINING IT, SHIPPING IT TO BALTIMORE, AND COATING IT WITH GLITTER FOR GOOD MEASURE.

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:08:27 UTC

YEP. THAT'S IT. DO THAT AND YOU'RE GOLDEN

WAIT

JUST BORROW MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:11:17 UTC

IF I DID THAT I WOULD PAINT

"BLLLOLLLLLLLLU" ON HIS SIDE WITH BLUE GLITTER.

THIS IS HAPPENING.

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:17:35 UTC

YOU DON'T LIVE THAT FAR AWAY. I WILL BUY A GLITTER LEASH AND PIGDOGNAP HIM AWAY

BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK SLOWLY BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP UP

WHICH IS WHY I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A PIG.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:20:06 UTC

I WILL BUY A GIANT PURSE AND CARRY HIM. IT WILL BE A LONG WAY TO BALTIMORE BUT DAMN IT WITH A PIGDOG ACCESSORY HOW COULD ADAM REFUSE?

I LOVE HOW THIS STORY IS LIKE THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, IT MOVES US ALL AND IS A WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND COMES RIGHT BACK TO WHERE IT STARTS AND IS FUNNY ALL OVER AGAIN.

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:22:37 UTC

HE CAN'T. AND YOU WILL TRAVEL FASTER THAT WAY ANYWAY.

I FEEL LIKE BUSTING OUT SOME BONGOS AND SINGING THE BEGINNING OF THAT SONG BUT I CAN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AAAAAAAAH SAVENNYAAAAA HABA DIICHIIIIIAWOOOOOOOOOO ISAGOOOOOOOO VENYABAAAAAAA VENYABAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUT IT IS. EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO MY PIGDOG AWARENESS FAIL. BUT NOW YOU WILL FOREVER BE ON THE LOOKOUT.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:25:19 UTC

THAT IS THE TRUE WORDS.

I WILL BE VIGILANT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN PIGDOG AWARENESS WILL WE NECESSARY. WAIT. IT IS ALWAYS NECESSARY.

OK BINCHES I NEED TO EFFING SLEEP.

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