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xbeyondinsanex in ontd_ai

OMG IT'S ....NOT WHO I THOUGHT IT WAS

Jun 24, 2009 00:04

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i used to live on gay street, like 85% douche, i'm up for anything, all aboard the crazy train, is this real life?, shit just got real, did i miss something?

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party_bench June 24 2009, 05:31:59 UTC

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE IDOLS.

BUT TODAY WHEN I WAS MOWING MY LAWN I THOUGHT I SAW MY NEIGHBOR WITH A PIG ON A LEASH SNIFFING TRUFFLES OR SOMETHING (IDK WHAT PIGS DO). SO I SWERVED AND RAN OVER A FROG BECAUSE OF THIS AWESOME PIG ON A LEASH.

IT TURNED OUT TO JUST BE A BLACK POMERANIAN-Y WHO WAS OLD AND SICK AND FAT AND COULDN'T WALK VERY WELL.

I FELT STUPID. AND I HAD FROG GUTS ON MY LEGS. STUPID PIG ON A LEASH.

party_bench June 24 2009, 06:50:14 UTC

I WORK IN THE CHILDREN'S ROOM AT A LIBRARY. I COLOR STUFF AND MAKE CRAFTS AND SHELVE KIDS' BOOKS AND BASICALLY AM LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD AGAIN. I GOT TO MAKE DANCING SHEEP TODAY ON CRAFT STICKS. IT WAS AWESOME. AND I DO HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT.

THESE ARE THE DAYS THAT MAKE THE MOST INTERESTING BLOGS. AND IF ALL MY DAYS WERE LIKE THIS I WOULD BE FAMOUS. BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD REALLY READ A PIGDOG BLOG?

...OMG. PIGDOG BLOG.

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 06:52:11 UTC

I DEMAND PIGDOGBLOG!

FROM THE PD's POV PLZ.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 06:52:52 UTC

OMG WELL DON'T YOU JUST HAVE THE BEST JOB EVER. I DO BELIEVE I WANT TO SEE THIS DANCING SHEEP ON CRAFT STICKS, IF YOU DON'T MIND

AAAAAHAHAHAHA. WELL LET ME TELL YOU, I WOULD READ THIS TYPE OF BLOG

party_bench June 24 2009, 06:56:57 UTC

THE PICTURE IS COMING.

AND THAT BLOG WOULD BE SO BORING WITH THE POTENTIAL TO BE FUNNY. "AS I WAS TROLLING FOR TRUFFLES TODAY I REALIZED I WAS NOT IN FACT A PIG. I WAS A DOG. WHICH MADE MY LIFE THAT MUCH MORE DISAPPOINTING".

AND THAT WOULD BE IT.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 06:58:49 UTC

I'LL BE HERE.

HAHA THIS POOR ANIMALS LIFE, SERIOUSLY. I WONDER HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE THIS MISTAKE OF THINKING IT WAS A PIG

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:01:54 UTC

PROBABLY NONE

BUT MAYBE THE OWNERS; MAYBE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING A PIG AND DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET POOR SICK OLD SAD PIGDOG.

NOW I REALLY HOPE IT HAS AN AWESOME NAME LIKE BLLLOLLLLLLU

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:05:15 UTC

IT WILL ONLY BE CALLED THAT FROM NOW TO ETERNITY!

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:09:37 UTC

HERE BLLLOLLLLLLU! HERE BLLLOLLLLLLU!

BLLLOLLLLLLU: I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR LAWN

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:10:39 UTC

BLLLOLLLLLLLLU I ACCIDENTLY YOUR FROG!

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:15:11 UTC

THAT MAKES ME SAD

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

IT WAS STUPID PIGDOG ON A LEASH

xbeyondinsanex June 24 2009, 07:17:31 UTC

IT'S OK BB. HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE. WITH MORE OR LESS PIGDOGS DEPENDING ON THEIR NAMES.

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:25:46 UTC

I THINK I WASHED HIM OFF IN THE RIVER. SO HE'S FLOATING IN THE MISSISSIPPI...BETTER PLACE? THAN UNDER A MOWER FOR SURE.

AND I TRIED TO COME UP WITH A WITTY COMMENT FOR THE LATTER HALF OF YOURS BUT FOUND MYSELF SNICKERING AT THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION.

arizonaaa June 24 2009, 07:12:28 UTC

I BELIEVE WE SHOULD JUST CALLED IT BLLLOLLLU ANYWAYS
WHO CARES WHAT IT'S REAL NAME IS

party_bench June 24 2009, 07:16:07 UTC

THIS IS MY JOB:

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arizonaaa June 24 2009, 07:19:26 UTC

YOU HAVE A TRULY AMAZING JOB. A+ FOR YOU

LOL THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND

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