Time for a motherfucking vacation. I'm gonna rough it in a five star hotel and charge someone else's credit card. Because I'm a bad person. That, and it's fun.

Besides slushies, just fuckin' driving too fast is the best medicine ever.

Who wants some hotel soap?

I truly believe blue raspberry slushies can solve everything.

All of you doubters depress me. Try it. Next time shit goes down, just whip out a fuckin' slushie.

You'll see the light.

People must fuckin' hate me in this goddamn city.

If you wanna beat the shit out of me, be a fucking man. Do it while I'm sober so I can shove my foot up your ass. You'll have more than a few cuts and bruises when I find out who it was, asshole.

Bring it on, motherfucker.

((ooc: if you wanna be the person that did it, tell me. :>))

Yeah, so. I like video games. They're fucking awesome. You know what's not fucking awesome? When the dude you're using fucking sleeps with a goddamn blue alien. And they show it. And there's no way to avoid it. Fuck, my eyes.

I don't think I can look at anything blue the same way again.

I feel so betrayed by you, former game-love of my life.

Double the pleasure, double the fun. It's the statemint, the greatmint of Doublemint gum.

What kind of gum do you chew, Reggio?

So.

Apparently me and my baby are worth 12 grand. That's fuckin' impressive.

Meat and beer? Maybe I'll make a steak shaped cake. What'll it be, kitty cat?

not gonna be around for a while

dont miss me too much

Uh, it's summer, right? And it's hot in summer. And people swim to be not-hot.

So what do you do when you can't swim?

It's an extremely important day today.

Where's my fucking cake?

I think I just ate more cake and ice cream than humanly possible. But rocky road and German chocolate cake are the best fucking things in existence.

Tell me what you do when you're not feeling like a ball of sunshine.

Me? I bake. Or shoot things.