13 ; brain bleach necessary

[axelled]

Yeah, so. I like video games. They're fucking awesome. You know what's not fucking awesome? When the dude you're using fucking sleeps with a goddamn blue alien. And they show it. And there's no way to avoid it. Fuck, my eyes.

I don't think I can look at anything blue the same way again.

I feel so betrayed by you, former game-love of my life.

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[stradapanthera]

My hair's blue.

[axelled]

Yeah. It depresses me. At least your skin's not, man.

[stradapanthera]

How the fuck does my hair color depress you?

[axelled]

Blue alien.

Reno, reporting in from Hong fucking Kong!

[stray_redbird]

Oh yeah, baby, we all know how you feel about aliens.

And boobs.

GODDAMN MOTHERSHIP.

[axelled]

Yeah, still not fuckin' funny, asshole.

Now I'm going to need therapy. Thank you.

[stray_redbird]

Wear your tinfoil hat and think of me. :P

[axelled]

I gave it to Peanut.

[memoria_persa]

Poor Grimmjow, then.

[axelled]

At least he's not a blue chick alien. That's all I'm saying.

[memoria_persa]

You have a point. That'd just be a little weird for all of us.

[axelled]

He would clash with everything.

[suits_me]

Are you sure it was an alien? Maybe it was just a woman who'd drowned and had been dead for awhile.

So...maybe the character you were using didn't actually have sex with an alien. Maybe he was just a necrophiliac.

[axelled]

See, baby, it's a space game. I'm in space. With aliens.

I don't know which one is more terrifying, though. I think I need some cookies.

[suits_me]

There's no oxygen in space, right? So maybe instead of actually drowning, she just...suffocated.

Can I borrow it?

[axelled]

Elena, baby, it was in a station. Not just out in atmo.

The game?

[nevefiora]

They show that in video games?

[axelled]

It's just so wrong. All I want to do is blow shit up. And shoot things. And steal crap. But that's it, man.

[nevefiora]

That's gross.