15 ; world hunger is no more

[axelled]

I truly believe blue raspberry slushies can solve everything.

All of you doubters depress me. Try it. Next time shit goes down, just whip out a fuckin' slushie.

You'll see the light.

Comments

[stradapanthera]

No.

[axelled]

Clearly I meant everyone but you.

[stradapanthera]

Then put it up there, asshole.

[axelled]

No.

[toothsomehound]

......What on earth is a "slushie"?

[axelled]

Are you serious.

[toothsomehound]

Quite. And you?

[axelled]

Jesus Christ.

[suits_me]

I love how they turn your tongue and lips blue. Like you've been underwater and without oxygen for awhile. I always check myself out in the mirror after drinking one.

...Sometimes you just have to make your own fun, ya know?

[axelled]

I think my tongue is permanently blue. It's a good color on me.

[hotdog_twink]

Your boyfriend is the one that tried to get everyone into Blue Raspberry Slushies and Cheese-its, wasnt it?

I'll agree the slushies are delicious. Not so much with the crackers for me, anyway.

Anyway, I think you guys convinced me to convert to.... Slushieism? yeah.

[axelled]

Uh. Yeah. I guess.

Slushies are the fucking best. You'll never go back.

[maschera_verde]

Ooooooooou~! ♥ I LOVE blue raspberry slushies~! They're quite possibly the best thing on the face of this planet...well...food-wise.

[axelled]

They're pretty much superior to everything, not gonna lie.

[maschera_verde]

Well, I can think of ONE and only one thing better than a slushie~

[axelled]

No.