03 ; Ahoy, there!

[axelled]

Sometimes bad ideas turn out fucking awesome results. Clearly, this means I should act on more of my bad ideas. Which is equal to approximately 98% of all my ideas. Now that I know where most of the shit is, my new living arrangements are fuckin' excellent. ExcellentAnd Lockon, you know, didn't have to be so fucking rough. I'm just barely regaining

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[dimentichisi]

I hate you.

[axelled]

No, you don't.

[dimentichisi]

No, I'm pretty sure I do.

[axelled]

I think you should stop denying it, Rox.

[stray_redbird]

Dude. Bad ideas are the best fucking kind.

[axelled]

I don't see why we're the only ones that realize this.

[stray_redbird]

Must be a redhead thing.

[axelled]

A fuckin' awesome redhead thing.

[vedacontabile]

I must say, as the recipient of punishment when your bad ideas go, in fact, bad, that this is a ridiculous discovery, and should go completely from your mind.

And by this, I obviously mean: as my bodyguard, you will be acting on none of your own decisions. I will make decisions for you. Just please, please stop thinking altogether. Within the house, I can't stop you, short of locking you in your fucking room.

Please don't disgrace me. Or Reborn. You really won't live to do it again.

[axelled]

Stop being such a frigid bitch.

Don't worry. I won't. Lockon would kill me first, and contrary to what any of you think, I have enough of a heart to fucking care about him.

[vedacontabile]

Good. Let's hope what you're telling me is true.

And I resent the insuation as to my being female.

Private

[axelled]

You can doubt me all you want. My skill? Fine, don't think I have any. No smarts, go ahead. But don't you fucking dare for one second doubt me and Lockon, Tieria. Don't you fucking ever.

[cucciolodileone]

... you call what happened good?

[axelled]

You need to look at the bigger picture.

[cucciolodileone]

that you're a stalker?

That Roxas is living with his stalker?

That we are now living with a mad man who may snap when Tieria tortures you for horrific experiments?

Uh…..enlighten me because all the ones I’m coming up with aren’t really all that good.

[axelled]

Maybe you'll figure it out one day.

[chasing_fury]

Somehow I doubt you would say the same of anyone else's bad ideas.

[axelled]

Feel free to do that.

[chasing_fury]

I usually do.

Just watch yourself, alright? I've seen too many clever redheads wind up dying young for their ideas. I'd hate to see the same thing happen to you and Reno.

[axelled]

Lockon does that for me. Do I know you?