03 ; Ahoy, there!

[axelled]

Sometimes bad ideas turn out fucking awesome results. Clearly, this means I should act on more of my bad ideas. Which is equal to approximately 98% of all my ideas. Now that I know where most of the shit is, my new living arrangements are fuckin' excellent. ExcellentAnd Lockon, you know, didn't have to be so fucking rough. I'm just barely regaining

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[stray_redbird]

Dude. Bad ideas are the best fucking kind.

[axelled]

I don't see why we're the only ones that realize this.

[stray_redbird]

Must be a redhead thing.

[axelled]

A fuckin' awesome redhead thing.

[stray_redbird]

Most redhead things are, yeah?

[axelled]

Except death. Redhead death should never happen. And their asses shouldn't get kicked by their so-called best friends either.

[stray_redbird]

I feel your pain. Man, if you could see the fuckin' shiner I've got. A real beauty.

[axelled]

Even my blood hurts. Why do people abuse us?

[stray_redbird]

Search me. Was it something we said? :/

[axelled]

I think, perhaps, they're jealous of our superiority.

[stray_redbird]

Y'know you're probably right. But. Then again, redheads usually are, yeah?

[axelled]

There should be a fucking redhead day.

[stray_redbird]

Thursdays are a good day for me.

[axelled]

Let's declare every Thursday redhead day. We should get free food.

[stray_redbird]

We should get laid.

[axelled]

You're the smartest damn person I know.