03 ; Ahoy, there!

Jun 10, 2008 21:19

Sometimes bad ideas turn out fucking awesome results. Clearly, this means I should act on more of my bad ideas. Which is equal to approximately 98% of all my ideas. Now that I know where most of the shit is, my new living arrangements are fuckin' excellent. ExcellentAnd Lockon, you know, didn't have to be so fucking rough. I'm just barely regaining ( Read more... )

reno sinclair, tsuna sawada, !axel, lulu, lockon stratos, roxas, tieria erde, reborn

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vedacontabile June 11 2008, 05:16:07 UTC
I must say, as the recipient of punishment when your bad ideas go, in fact, bad, that this is a ridiculous discovery, and should go completely from your mind.

And by this, I obviously mean: as my bodyguard, you will be acting on none of your own decisions. I will make decisions for you. Just please, please stop thinking altogether. Within the house, I can't stop you, short of locking you in your fucking room.

Please don't disgrace me. Or Reborn. You really won't live to do it again.

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axelled June 11 2008, 05:21:47 UTC
Stop being such a frigid bitch.

Don't worry. I won't. Lockon would kill me first, and contrary to what any of you think, I have enough of a heart to fucking care about him.

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vedacontabile June 11 2008, 05:24:13 UTC
Good. Let's hope what you're telling me is true.

And I resent the insuation as to my being female.

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Private axelled June 11 2008, 05:28:16 UTC
You can doubt me all you want. My skill? Fine, don't think I have any. No smarts, go ahead. But don't you fucking dare for one second doubt me and Lockon, Tieria. Don't you fucking ever.

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Private [unhackable, from this point] vedacontabile June 11 2008, 05:36:16 UTC
To be perfectly honest, I wasn't. I've seen monumental proof of your loyalties -- even in the face of overwhelming idiocy -- to one another. I was hoping, for your sake, that your good sensibilities aren't overriden by your desires, as that is what got you -- and me -- into this bloody mess in the first place.

If we're going to be working together, we'll need to be frank. I do not tolerate idiocy. I do not tolerate anything that could bring potential harm to either the family name, or the family. If Reborn believed you could do either, you would be spending your natural-born days in my specially-designed cells, so there has to be at least a margin of belief in your character.

However, I am not going to give you leeway in this degree until I have proof of that positive character. I do understand I am not the easiest person to get along with at times, my drive not being comprehensible to most people, but we're going to have to try, unless you're more of a masochist than I'd already thought -- and judging by your conversations ( ... )

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Re: Private [unhackable, from this point] axelled June 11 2008, 06:17:06 UTC
Don't worry your pretty little head, it won't happen again.

If we're being frank, then. I'm not an idiot, a child, incapable, and I take my jobs very, very seriously. Whether or not you need what little service I can offer such a hugely superior being as yourself is irrelevant. I will not disgrace you, your boss, or your precious "family", and you will not fuck with us.

And just so you know, your threats won't fucking work on me, unless I really do something to fuck up. If Reborn wanted to kill me, he would have done it already.

I hope we have an understanding.

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Re: Private [unhackable, from this point] vedacontabile June 11 2008, 06:37:37 UTC
I'm glad you take your jobs very seriously. If that turns out to be the true case, you and I will have no problems, other than superficial, irrelevant ones. As we are being frank, I will take no offense to your tones or attitudes; that would be judgmental ( ... )

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Re: Private [unhackable, from this point] axelled June 11 2008, 07:00:55 UTC
Fuck, you can talk. Shit.

You've kind of killed my brain. I'll keep this short. My assistance will be available to you for whatever matter, if you so need it. Your license to fuck with me only lasts a week. I will not betray you, Reborn or Vescovo, and you will not kill me or send me down anymore trap doors just because I do something to annoy you. Speaking of which, I won't annoy you on purpose just because I can. We won't treat each other like shit, and we won't kill each other. Deal?

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Re: Private [unhackable, from this point] vedacontabile June 11 2008, 07:06:50 UTC
I agree that my license to fuck with you without retaliation lasts a week. Anything after that is fair game for small-scale war (life must be kept interesting if one is to keep himself sharp), though nothing in the midst of serious business ( ... )

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