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Oct 13, 2008 22:22

You know what they say when you hear ~mysterious~ gunshots ( Read more... )

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suits_me October 14 2008, 02:50:02 UTC

Not really. I know a lot of guys who deserve to be shot in the groin.

I bet you have it on video.

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 02:56:37 UTC

I have a lot of things on video. :)

Oh, you're just in time! I was printing out invitations for my housewarming party.

suits_me October 14 2008, 03:00:03 UTC

I've got a story I think you might enjoy Lucio.

There was this house and two people wanted to buy it. One of them snuck behind the other one's back, which was really sneaky since he wouldn't have known about it if it weren't for her in the first place, but he snuck behind her back anyway and bought it. Then he had the nerve to send her an invitation to his housewarming party. But she showed up. But only so she could slit his throat with the invitation.

That's one hell of a paper cut, don't you think?

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 03:11:09 UTC

Ouch, that deserves it's own special place on top of my DVD player.

I think it'd be better with a twist, though. A lot of Hollywood films get rejected because of common flaws like that one has. Say the fine young gentleman who bought the house (fair and square, I might add), his throat now slit, rose from the dead and, hungry for human flesh, chased down his rival house owner! Complete with a high-speed (or low-speed, depending how fast our handsome zombie protagonist antagonist can shuffle) chase through the hallways of the house. A lot more substance, huh? I personally recommend the zombie get his meal.

It's a five-star masterpiece waiting to happen.

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esperlet October 14 2008, 03:19:04 UTC

... Ow.

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 20:36:52 UTC

Uh, yeah.

lungrot October 14 2008, 03:51:00 UTC

pics or it didn't happen

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 20:39:21 UTC

What about a video?

lungrot October 14 2008, 20:57:18 UTC

even better

lgkj ARE YOU ONLINE azeitgeist October 14 2008, 21:17:40 UTC

Might even have more than one, if you get lucky.

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axelled October 14 2008, 04:06:39 UTC

That's kind of hilarious, in a twisted way.

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 20:39:55 UTC

Kind of? Try again!

toothsomehound October 14 2008, 13:21:04 UTC

Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. For once.

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 20:40:51 UTC

I'm glad to have found such understanding people in this beautiful city. :)

toothsomehound October 14 2008, 21:40:20 UTC

Your standards must be very low.

Ah, and by the way- should anything untoward ever happen to me, Elena will get the house. She will, I am sure, take care of my dog as well.

azeitgeist October 14 2008, 21:48:53 UTC

No, but my passion for sarcasm is pretty high!

Hey, that's not fair. Who's to say you won't change your mind if you got to know me?

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