There was this house and two people wanted to buy it. One of them snuck behind the other one's back, which was really sneaky since he wouldn't have known about it if it weren't for her in the first place, but he snuck behind her back anyway and bought it. Then he had the nerve to send her an invitation to his housewarming party. But she showed up. But only so she could slit his throat with the invitation.
Ouch, that deserves it's own special place on top of my DVD player.
I think it'd be better with a twist, though. A lot of Hollywood films get rejected because of common flaws like that one has. Say the fine young gentleman who bought the house (fair and square, I might add), his throat now slit, rose from the dead and, hungry for human flesh, chased down his rival house owner! Complete with a high-speed (or low-speed, depending how fast our handsome zombie protagonist antagonist can shuffle) chase through the hallways of the house. A lot more substance, huh? I personally recommend the zombie get his meal.
I have to admit, it's not bad. There's just a couple of little things that I'd add.
I like the zombie idea. Let's say he chases her all the way up to the attic, where she finds amongst the junk a can of something flammable-- kerosene, gasoline, take your pick. And right when the freaky bastard's got our tortured heroine cornered and he's chomping down onto her shoulder...there's the sound of a striking match. Burn it all down to the ground.
Then? When they're in hell, maybe they can fight over the same piece of brimstone.
I'm gonna go over to Luc's house now. And if you happen to be there? I might just have to shoot you in the groin. Bring your video camera just in case Lucio.
I bet you have it on video.
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Oh, you're just in time! I was printing out invitations for my housewarming party.
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There was this house and two people wanted to buy it. One of them snuck behind the other one's back, which was really sneaky since he wouldn't have known about it if it weren't for her in the first place, but he snuck behind her back anyway and bought it. Then he had the nerve to send her an invitation to his housewarming party. But she showed up. But only so she could slit his throat with the invitation.
That's one hell of a paper cut, don't you think?
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I think it'd be better with a twist, though. A lot of Hollywood films get rejected because of common flaws like that one has. Say the fine young gentleman who bought the house (fair and square, I might add), his throat now slit, rose from the dead and, hungry for human flesh, chased down his rival house owner! Complete with a high-speed (or low-speed, depending how fast our handsome zombie protagonist antagonist can shuffle) chase through the hallways of the house. A lot more substance, huh? I personally recommend the zombie get his meal.
It's a five-star masterpiece waiting to happen.
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I like the zombie idea. Let's say he chases her all the way up to the attic, where she finds amongst the junk a can of something flammable-- kerosene, gasoline, take your pick. And right when the freaky bastard's got our tortured heroine cornered and he's chomping down onto her shoulder...there's the sound of a striking match. Burn it all down to the ground.
Then? When they're in hell, maybe they can fight over the same piece of brimstone.
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I'm gonna go over to Luc's house now. And if you happen to be there? I might just have to shoot you in the groin. Bring your video camera just in case Lucio.
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Tell Luc I said he can do better!
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What do you think I mean?
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I think you mean...well, pretty much what you said. But I still resent it!
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Hey, we can't always get what we want.
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I usually do. ♥
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Oh, right. You're a girl.
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And hey. I don't use that to my advantage too much.
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Good, that's reassuring.
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