Game Night

[suits_me]

Most of you have heard of Madlibs, right? It's that game where you get part of a sentence and then you have to fill in the blanks with the craziest crap you can think of. Well, tonight I want us all to play:

MADLIBS LUC STYLE!Complete Luc's unfinished sentence! "Actually, I once _____ (verb) a _____ (adjective) _____(noun) for _____ (number)

Comments

[frozen_velvet]

Is this supposed to be some sort of diplomacy?

[suits_me]

It's just a game, pretty boy. Now give it your best shot.

[frozen_velvet]

"Actually, I once tortured a foolish woman for six days straight."

[suits_me]

Yeah...it's kinda hard for me to buy that one, even if I did make the rules.

[azeitgeist]

"Actually, I once crushed on a domesticated veteran for thirteen minutes straight."

Who's Luc?

[suits_me]

Just thirteen minutes? Isn't he fickle.

Luc's a friend. Haven't met him? The guy who has the dog with the fancy name and the supposedly haunted house that should probably be condemned?

[azeitgeist]

Never heard of him. Granted, I'm pretty new. I don't know who you are, either.

But a haunted house? I'm jealous.

[suits_me]

I knew you didn't look familiar. I'm Elena, what's your name?

Yeah. There's dead bodies in the walls and it's driven owners insane. I tried to buy it from him.

[lungrot]

"Actually, I once defiled a rotting corpse for six days straight."

[suits_me]

...You know, I think I have that movie. It was banned in like twenty countries.

[lungrot]

based on a true story, no less

[suits_me]

So you've seen it too? What's with the whole horror porn genre? It's almost disturbing.

[toothsomehound]

ELENA!

[suits_me]

Hey Luc! Give it a try!

[suits_me]

Oh, and tell this guy that he can't have your house.

[toothsomehound]

"Actually, I once blanked a blank blank for ad nauseum indeterminate days straight."

Neither of you can have it.

[longnosedliar]

Ah, I love mad libs!

"Actually, I once chewed a disturbed duck for twenty-four hours straight."

Or, uhhhh...

"Actually, I once jumped a trembling pedestrian for six minutes straight."

[suits_me]

You know, I can actually picture Luc doing both those things.