two; another four aspirin morning

[meandhavemercy]

So..

How many of you fuckers are actually getting laid and on a regular fuckin' basis?

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[axelled]

What the shit.

[meandhavemercy]

What.

[axelled]

What the hell kinda question is that.

[meandhavemercy]

'Swhat it reads like.

I see alotta tits and alotta ass but everyone in this city seems so fucking upset I gotta wonder: where the fuck's the pussy going?

[chasing_fury]

A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

[meandhavemercy]

And are you a lady, sweetheart?

A shame and a waste, if you are.

[chasing_fury]

Not really, no.

Why, did you want a kiss of me?

[shortfuseken]

Its been a while. I think it has a lot to do with me not really caring or looking for it. Not on the top of my list of 'things to do'.

[meandhavemercy]

How is it not number one, man?

[shortfuseken]

Not sure, it just isnt. Guess I have different priorities.

[meandhavemercy]

Guess so.

[guessedmyname]

What, are you doing a poll?

[meandhavemercy]

Curiosity and the fuckin' cat, you know.

[guessedmyname]

But that's so fucking tasteless, man!

[meandhavemercy]

Instructions:

1. Read.

2. Shut up.

[liteanotherone]

*raises his hand*

[meandhavemercy]

Good job. You payin' or what?

[liteanotherone]

Of course not.