two; another four aspirin morning

[meandhavemercy]

So..

How many of you fuckers are actually getting laid and on a regular fuckin' basis?

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[guessedmyname]

What, are you doing a poll?

[meandhavemercy]

Curiosity and the fuckin' cat, you know.

[guessedmyname]

But that's so fucking tasteless, man!

[meandhavemercy]

Instructions:

1. Read.

2. Shut up.

[guessedmyname]

Didn't ever say I minded that.

[meandhavemercy]

Yeah?

You a tasteless motherfucker like me then, I'm guessing.

[guessedmyname]

Pretty much. But hell, so long as you can leave the girls with a smile I don't see how it matters much.

[meandhavemercy]

Too fuckin' right, man.

[guessedmyname]

Gonna take that as an indication that you're part of the population that gets laid regularly.

[meandhavemercy]

Damn straight. It's why I'm such a cheery motherfucker.

[guessedmyname]

This is cheery for you?

[meandhavemercy]

Yeah. Surprised?

[guessedmyname]

Mildly. Then again it's cheery when compared to half the other bastards around.

[meandhavemercy]

And those fuckers need to get laid. That's all I'm sayin'.

[guessedmyname]

Don't you know they're too busy with their personal angst to screw around?

[meandhavemercy]

They act too much like fuckin' women, 'sthe problem.

Trust and understanding and all that fuckin' pansy bullshit.