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[disole]

Um, my Italian is so bad -- like, really bad. If this stupid translator would work.

Ciao, la mia toletta è Justin. Er. That's probably not right. Damn.

I'm Justin -- I just really need to find a grocery store. Help?

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[stradapanthera]

Ever hear of a map. Pictures come in one fucking language.

[disole]

Well, okay I'm a new student and they gave me this packet of... stuff and a bunch of maps but I knocked over paint on most of it when I was moving in.

But I hear people in Italy are really nice! So maybe someone will take pity on the stupid blonde over here. :)

[stradapanthera]

"Nice"? Who the fuck told you that? Your mommy?

[disole]

Um. Yes?

[toothsomehound]

..... I have found that most are very forgiving of non-native speakers here.

That said.... "toletta"?

[disole]

Um. Isn't that 'name'? shit! No?

[toothsomehound]

Shit indeed. No.

[disole]

I guess I've got a lot of learning to do.

[axelled]

Just fuckin' walk somewhere, shit.

[disole]

I did. Well, I tried. I got kinda sidetracked and now it's late and I uh, still have no food.

[axelled]

You have a fucking computer. You have the internet. Fuckin' use it. Alternatively, call some fucking take-out.

[disole]

Jeeze, PMS much? You're worse than my mom. :(

[scimmiadigomma]

If you go down to the river, then up Via fra' gesualdo Melacrino, there's one on the left hand side.

But if I'm anywhere else in town, I just trust my stomach to take me to where the food is.

[disole]

Oh, thank you!

I hope I can still call a cab or something. This place is overwhelming.

[scimmiadigomma]

Hey! You wont learn it from the back seat- just leave your place and start walking!

[gotico_forense]

Buy a book?

[disole]

I'm probably going to need to. I should've thought about this stuff before I moved across the world, huh.