001 - before the cool done gone run out i'll give it my bestest

[disole]

Um, my Italian is so bad -- like, really bad. If this stupid translator would work.

Ciao, la mia toletta è Justin. Er. That's probably not right. Damn.

I'm Justin -- I just really need to find a grocery store. Help?

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[stradapanthera]

Ever hear of a map. Pictures come in one fucking language.

[disole]

Well, okay I'm a new student and they gave me this packet of... stuff and a bunch of maps but I knocked over paint on most of it when I was moving in.

But I hear people in Italy are really nice! So maybe someone will take pity on the stupid blonde over here. :)

[stradapanthera]

"Nice"? Who the fuck told you that? Your mommy?

[disole]

Um. Yes?

[stradapanthera]

You just turn ten?

[disole]

I'm 18.

[stradapanthera]

You come here on some kinda scholarship for the mentally fuckin' retarded?

[disole]

I'm an art student.

[stradapanthera]

You unicorns shittin' rainbows?

[disole]

I said art student, not mythical creature. I thought I was the illiterate one here.

[stradapanthera]

Forgot a fucking word. Guess you ain't so stupid if ya fuckin' noticed. Look like a Goddamn magical rainbow-shitting unicorn anyway.

[disole]

Uh. That's my night job.

[stradapanthera]

The fuck.

[disole]

I'm joking.

[stradapanthera]

Bad fucking joke.

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[disole]