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[onlyonehugayear]

You're kidding me. This is really happening. That guy wasn't an Alzheimer's patient?

Great. So instead of being paid a ridiculous amount of money to sit behind a desk and answer phones, I get to babysit some schmuck and not get paid. Or bang my ex-wife. I don't see any of the perks to this

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[thatlibbychick]

Aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

Welcome to the Barge.

[onlyonehugayear]

You the welcoming committee?

[thatlibbychick]

Just another Warden, and I like to be friendly to newcomers. I find it helps to keep me from slowly turning into a bitter recluse.

I'm Libby, although you already stated that you don't care.

[onlyonehugayear]

I'll call you Loo instead. Reminds me of a dog I never had.

You bring in Cox and I have to use my bitterly sarcastic character to counter

[agent_bly]

Mmm, sorry. I think some here already claimed "Jesus". We operate on a first come, first serve basis.

Sweeeeeeeet. :D

[onlyonehugayear]

See, if I gave two craps, I'd pick a different name. But I'm not.

You mean, "I don't"?

[agent_bly]

Here's an idea-- why not have people call you Dr. Cox.

I admit, it's a bit of a stretch, but bear with me here.

Sorry! Excitement just got to me. I meant that, yeah.

[onlyonehugayear]

It's my fourth option. I'd prefer Jesus.

[thegooddrjones]

Always good to have another Doctor on board. I'm Martha Jones, I work in the infirmary. Welcome aboard.

[onlyonehugayear]

Yeah, thanks. Now, are you a real doctor or just someone wearing a stethoscope pretending to be one?

[thegooddrjones]

I'm a real Doctor. Passed my exams and everything.

[onlyonehugayear]

As thrilled as I am, passing your exams doesn't mean jack.

[hyposprayed]

We have enough people claiming the name Jesus over here, might want to try sticking with Cox there.

[onlyonehugayear]

I won't answer to just "Cox." It's Dr. Cox.

[hyposprayed]

I'll just have to remember that if I need you to answer now won't I?

[onlyonehugayear]

Considering there's a ship full of people and, I'm going to go out on a limb here, people tend to get sick or be stupid enough to fall down something like the twelve flights of stairs on this damn ship, I'll be needed at some point or another. Unless, y'know, we're voting to just throw them right off the boat. I'm fine with that solution, less people to bug me about every little thing.

[youdaman]

You'll find after a while that complaining doesn't do shit for you here... except make the general population laugh. Not that I am. I get bored with it.

Yeah, there's a pretty decent sized pub with ever flowing glasses of you-name-it.

You better sit back and prepare to not enjoy this ride.

[onlyonehugayear]

Yeah, I'm going to hit up that pub as soon as people stop talking to me.

[youdaman]

I can take you. The rest of these hobos would just be using you as a free ride.

[onlyonehugayear]

I can take myself, princess. I'm a warden.