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[onlyonehugayear]

You're kidding me. This is really happening. That guy wasn't an Alzheimer's patient?

Great. So instead of being paid a ridiculous amount of money to sit behind a desk and answer phones, I get to babysit some schmuck and not get paid. Or bang my ex-wife. I don't see any of the perks to this

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You bring in Cox and I have to use my bitterly sarcastic character to counter

[agent_bly]

Mmm, sorry. I think some here already claimed "Jesus". We operate on a first come, first serve basis.

Sweeeeeeeet. :D

[onlyonehugayear]

See, if I gave two craps, I'd pick a different name. But I'm not.

You mean, "I don't"?

[agent_bly]

Here's an idea-- why not have people call you Dr. Cox.

I admit, it's a bit of a stretch, but bear with me here.

Sorry! Excitement just got to me. I meant that, yeah.

[onlyonehugayear]

It's my fourth option. I'd prefer Jesus.

[agent_bly]

And I'd prefer "Fabio". Ain't happening.

[onlyonehugayear]

Aaaaaaand that's your name now.

[agent_bly]

Fabulous.

I can already tell we're going to be the best of friends. Would you like to come to my birthday party this weekend?

[onlyonehugayear]

I've got more important things to do, like I don't know, take care of sick people. I'm a doctor.

[agent_bly]

Drat. I was really looking forward to seeing you there. There are going to be pony rides and two clowns.

Maybe you'll make it for Christmas.

[onlyonehugayear]

Sounds like my son Jack's last birthday. Except the part where I would be sober.

[agent_bly]

You know, I'm guessing you didn't get a lot of love as a child.

[onlyonehugayear]

And your parents probably left you in the hands of some hippie.

[agent_bly]

Well, that could very well be true. It all depends on your definition.

Your bedside manner must be wonderful.

[onlyonehugayear]

People tend to come out alive, so I'm not worried.

[agent_bly]

I'm sure you make their convalescence extra enjoyable. You strike me as the sort who'd go that extra mile just to make sure little Billy in the ICU has a smile on his face despite all the cancer.

I bet you'd make a terrific Patch Adams. Don't be shy-- have I figured you out?

[onlyonehugayear]

Considering I get paid to push around papers and get tied up by red tape, no, you don't have me figured out.