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[onlyonehugayear]

You're kidding me. This is really happening. That guy wasn't an Alzheimer's patient?

Great. So instead of being paid a ridiculous amount of money to sit behind a desk and answer phones, I get to babysit some schmuck and not get paid. Or bang my ex-wife. I don't see any of the perks to this

Comments

[keepsonrunning]

The Big Cheese?

Maybe I'll call you Cheddar from now on.

[onlyonehugayear]

Uh, no.

Big Cheese. Or Jesus.

[keepsonrunning]

There's no way I'm calling you Jesus.

[onlyonehugayear]

That's what you say now.

[yousethimfree]

What about Chief?

[onlyonehugayear]

If you follow that up with "of Medicine."

[yousethimfree]

That part's really important to you, isn't it?

[onlyonehugayear]

Considering it's my job, yeah, it's important.

[parttimejob]

Another warden?

[onlyonehugayear]

Your observational skills are astounding.

[parttimejob]

They are. I was only commenting.

[onlyonehugayear]

Right.

[young_idealist]

Another person from the medical arts? This doesn't bode well.

[onlyonehugayear]

Talking to you doesn't bode well.

[young_idealist]

You don't even know who I am.

[onlyonehugayear]

Aaand I don't need to.

[wichita_kansas]

Holy shit! You're the man!

This is so weird.

[onlyonehugayear]

Now that you've got my heart all a flutter.

[wichita_kansas]

How'd you end up here...?

[onlyonehugayear]

Thought the guy was an Alzheimer's patient. They normally shout "THIRTY-FIVE!" until their head explodes or you knock 'em out with painkillers or they try to offer you jobs on a ship that travels space and time. Sometimes both.